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cheeseburger · 12-20-2006, 08:37 AM

Well it seems that I wanted a cigarette, so I meandered down into the canyon and lit one up. I had to pee, as I had been drinking, so I whipped it out and proceeded to pee. Now this is where it takes an ominous turn. It seems that the night was still and there was no wind. Or so I thought. You know how they say don’t pee into the wind; Well someone forgot to let me know that there was actual wind out. I was standing next to a sheer wall of dirt, and the wind was coming from above. Apparently, I couldn’t really feel it. Well what happens in a case like this is the splash from the pee hitting the ground is a lot lighter than the stream of pee. So the breeze gets a hold of it and freezes it. Then it neatly attaches itself to my legs. That’s not even the weird part. Well I tried to shift the direction of the pee and it just made more splashes. Okay now let’s analyze this. It seems that being next to the sheer wall has created a little vortex if you will. This makes the wind kind of whirl around. Well with more splashes happening and The pee freezing and attaching itself, I had ice pee crystals on all the surfaces of my legs. Oh… Did I mention that I was wearing a robe and my legs where bare.

bongasaurus · 12-20-2006, 08:45 AM

shitty deals man

cheeseburger · 12-20-2006, 08:47 AM

I thought it was funny as hell. Laughed for a while over that one. I'm all clean now, but it sure is funny.

Steverino · 12-20-2006, 09:13 AM

That's a riot. Been there... glad to have the company.

cheeseburger · 12-20-2006, 10:12 AM

I will say it is the most adventure I have had for months.

12-21-2006, 03:00 AM

You need to get out more often... and don't tug on Superman's cape!

Mais~

pieceofmyheart · 12-21-2006, 03:52 AM

hahahaha yellow icecicles? lol

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I will say it is the most adventure I have had for months.

liar, liar, pants on fire heehee

12-21-2006, 04:07 AM

I remember when I was in the 2nd grade me and this kid were going pee in the little boys room at school, we were using the same toilet and playing airplane, if you dont know what playing airplane is, its when 2 boys pee and the pee stream crosses and you make believe its the wings of and airplane

anyways were peeing and this teacher comes up from behind us and asked what were doing and I get startled and turn around while still peeing and pee on the teachers leg

...I don't know why I remebered this now....must be an effect from smoking weed or somthing...so why are we taking about pee again

70s

cheeseburger · 12-22-2006, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by pieceofmyheart

hahahaha yellow icecicles? lol

liar, liar, pants on fire heehee

What makes you say that?

cheeseburger · 12-22-2006, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by 70s_PotHead

I get startled and turn around while still peeing and pee on the teachers leg

...I don't know why I remebered this now....
70s

Some things you are destined to remember forever.

12-20-2006, 08:37 AM	#1
cheeseburger Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: California Foothills Posts: 34	All I wanted was a cigarette Well it seems that I wanted a cigarette, so I meandered down into the canyon and lit one up. I had to pee, as I had been drinking, so I whipped it out and proceeded to pee. Now this is where it takes an ominous turn. It seems that the night was still and there was no wind. Or so I thought. You know how they say don’t pee into the wind; Well someone forgot to let me know that there was actual wind out. I was standing next to a sheer wall of dirt, and the wind was coming from above. Apparently, I couldn’t really feel it. Well what happens in a case like this is the splash from the pee hitting the ground is a lot lighter than the stream of pee. So the breeze gets a hold of it and freezes it. Then it neatly attaches itself to my legs. That’s not even the weird part. Well I tried to shift the direction of the pee and it just made more splashes. Okay now let’s analyze this. It seems that being next to the sheer wall has created a little vortex if you will. This makes the wind kind of whirl around. Well with more splashes happening and The pee freezing and attaching itself, I had ice pee crystals on all the surfaces of my legs. Oh… Did I mention that I was wearing a robe and my legs where bare.
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12-20-2006, 08:45 AM	#2
bongasaurus king of the dinosaurs Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: canadia. land of the free Posts: 1,114	shitty deals man __________________ word og another line in the field of time i got a window washers eye for an untuckable sky Let it grow, let it grow, Let it blossom, let it flow. In the sun and in the snow
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12-20-2006, 08:47 AM	#3
cheeseburger Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: California Foothills Posts: 34	I thought it was funny as hell. Laughed for a while over that one. I'm all clean now, but it sure is funny.
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12-20-2006, 09:13 AM	#4
Steverino New Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 21	That's a riot. Been there... glad to have the company.
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12-20-2006, 10:12 AM	#5
cheeseburger Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: California Foothills Posts: 34	I will say it is the most adventure I have had for months.
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12-21-2006, 03:00 AM	#6
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	You need to get out more often... and don't tug on Superman's cape! Mais~
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12-21-2006, 04:07 AM	#8
70s_PotHead Guest Posts: n/a	I remember when I was in the 2nd grade me and this kid were going pee in the little boys room at school, we were using the same toilet and playing airplane, if you dont know what playing airplane is, its when 2 boys pee and the pee stream crosses and you make believe its the wings of and airplane anyways were peeing and this teacher comes up from behind us and asked what were doing and I get startled and turn around while still peeing and pee on the teachers leg ...I don't know why I remebered this now....must be an effect from smoking weed or somthing...so why are we taking about pee again 70s
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