[Absinthia]

Dr. Hook - "I Got Stoned And I Missed It"

I was sitting in my basement I just rolled myself a taste
Of something green and gold and glorious to get me through the day
Then my friend yelled through the transom Grab your coat and get your hat son
There's a nut down on the corner, givin' dollar bills away
But I laid around a bit
Then I had another hit
Then I rolled myself a bauma
Then I thought about my mama
Then I fooled around, played around
Jacked around a while and then
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and it rolled right by
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned and I missed it
I got stoned oh me oh my
Now it took seven months of urging just to get that local virgin
With the sweet face up to my place to fool around a bit
Next day she woke up rosy and she snuggled up so cosy
When she asked me how I liked it Lord it hurt me to admit
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my
Now I ain't makin' no excuses for the many things I uses
Just to sweeten my relationships and brighten up my day
But when my earthly race is over and I'm ready for the clover
And they ask me how my life has been I guess I'll have to say
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and it rolled right by
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned and I missed it
I was stoned oh me oh my

[Absinthia]

Afroman - Because I Got High

It's Like, I don't care about nothin man,
Roll another blunt, Yea (ohh ohh ohh),

La da da da da da La, Da Daaa,
La da da da, La da da da, La da da daaa

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Cause I got high [repeat 3x]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
I am taking it next semester and I know why, (why man?) yea heyy,
Cause I got high [repeat 3x]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Cause I got high [repeat 3x]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Cause I got high [repeat 3x]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La da da da da da da da da)
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (why man?) yea heayy,
Because I got high [repeat 3x]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Because I got high [repeat 3x]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
Now I'm jacking off and I know why, yea heyy,
Cause I got high [repeat 3x]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Cause I got high [repeat 3x]

(La da da da da da da da da)

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why (why man?) yea heyy,
Cause I'm high [repeat 3x]

La da da da da da, La da da da, Shoop shooby doo wop.

Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh

Cause I'm high [repeat 3x]

(Hey where the cluck at cuz) [clucks]

Well my name is afroman and I'm from east pomdale (east-pom-dale)
And all the tolweed I be smokin is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (oh my goodness)
So all of you skins (skins) please give me more head

[Absinthia]

Bob Rivers - What If God Smoked Cannabis ?

If God had long hair, and a goatee
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
If he looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tye-dyed micro-bus?
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?

When God made this place, in the beginning
Did he plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering?

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great
Yeah, yeah, God smells good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
What if God smoked cannabis
Do you 'spose He had a buzz
When He made the platypus
When He created Earth our homes
Does He like Pearl Jam or The Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own?
Up there in heaven on the throne
And when the saints go marching home
Maybe He sits and smokes a bone....

[Dog Star]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFfujUI8KMU


Plan B - Heartbeat



When the whole world's got the wrong idea
Even though I made myself clear
In the past
I've been misunderstood
And haven't handled it well
The way I know that I could
But things are different now
Since I stopped caring
I don't worry about
What people saying
Cos there's no way that I
Can stop them thinking
What they're thinking

[Chorus]
I'm just listening to my heartbeat
To the tune
I've been singing from the start
Since I learned the truth
I gotta make my own decisions
'Bout what to do
Can't be changing up the rhythm
Just for you

[Verse]
When it looks like I've lost my way
Even though I'm saying I'm okay
Let me be
There's nothing no-one can do
When all odds are stacked against me
My true colours shine through
The fog of deception
That's been clouding your perception
Of who I am
I'm ready for rejection
I'm not begging for acceptance

[Chorus]
I'm just listening to my heartbeat
To the tune
I've been singing from the start
Since I learned the truth
I gotta make my own decisions
'Bout what to do
Can't be changing up the rhythm
Just for you
I'm just listening to my heartbeat
To the tune
I've been singing from the start
Since I learned the truth
I gotta make my own decisions
'Bout what to do
Can't be changing up the rhythm
Just for you

[Bridge]
I did it just to prove 'em wrong
Cos they said I'd never make anything of myself
I said I'd do it all along
Just kept on following my heartbeat and nothing else

[Chorus]
I'm just listening to my heartbeat
To the tune
I've been singing from the start
Since I learned the truth
I gotta make my own decisions
'Bout what to do
Can't be changing up the rhythm
Just for you
I'm just listening to my heartbeat
To the tune
I've been singing from the start
Since I learned the truth
I gotta make my own decisions
'Bout what to do
Can't be changing up the rhythm
Just for you

[Outro]
I'm just listening to my heartbeat
I'm just following my heartbeat
I'm just listening to my heartbeat
I'm just following my heartbeat