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weenie · 10-27-2006, 04:09 AM

ANYBODY PLEASE HELP!!! i just got popped for a random piss test at work. i tested highly positive for marijuana. now my work is making me go get an assessment at 8:30 in morning tomorrow. what can i say to them other than i think this is bullshit what i do at home has nothing to do with work. i am not allowed to return to work until they feel i have kicked my addiction. i do not want to have to go through rehab for being a pot head. "imagine this" hello my name is weenie and im a pothead. how many people in the room is gonna laugh at me and then kick my ass...lol thank you all for any help through this stupid shit.

sproutco · 10-27-2006, 04:16 AM

Dilute your piss by drinking 2 gallons of water, orange juice, etc... before the test. Don't put the first piss in the cup but wait till half flow. Good luck.

sogman · 10-27-2006, 04:17 AM

Shit man! thats an awful situation. I however would never fully give up toking for any job.
I can't live without MJ, I won't live without it. I think in this situation you need to consider what sacrifices you can make to get back on some kind of track. Either you make these people happy (In the process lowering yourself to their standards) Or! you can find another job that doesent require sterile urine.

I see this being hard in the business world though, and I think you are a dying breed.
Sadly I think MJ will be a major fork in the road for you rather than relaxing.

HYDROJUNKIE · 10-27-2006, 04:17 AM

tell them maybe it was the hemp cereal that made you test positive...
I eat a hemp granola cereal from trader joes a nd on the side of the box it says it contains a small % of cannabinoids.....go buy a box and empty half of it and bring it too your job,......what can they say?

sogman · 10-27-2006, 04:20 AM

They already tested him sprouty, he could attempt that but I think he will save himself alot of further embarrassment by not going through a screening process and finding new ways to make money, or! kicking his favorite etheogen to the curb!

sogman · 10-27-2006, 04:29 AM

I heard about this before! Using hemp food products as an excuse in the event of a test. I think bringing that box of cereal to your job will make things much worse, plus you'll make a fool out of yourself. It's all hearsay and you can't stick it to man on this one. They are obligated to filter people like us, So fuck them!

Cereal cannabinoid's or not, I think what they found inside you gives them reasons to hate and neglect you, if they were intelligent friendly human beings you wouldn't be getting tested now would you?

scrappy · 10-27-2006, 04:41 AM

I know what I would do but that's me....I think he's just looking for a way to "please" the "rehab" people so he can get back to work..right weenie???
This is totally FUCKED, and I'm truely sorry...f-the man!!!

HYDROJUNKIE · 10-27-2006, 04:42 AM

your suggestion sogman is too simply give up and move on?..thats a strong admission of guilt!...how long can we all do this and be outcasted by society?......fight it too the end!!,...only then will they start to realize that you must not be giving up because your innocent

Go in with the half empty box of cereal and tell them you wont eat this anymore and they could test you anytime they want in the future......the good thing is they might let you return to work,...the bad part is you will have to be prepaired for the next test...but theres so much shit on the market to pass a test,.....ive used drinks,pills,whizinator(synthe tic urine) and passed every time.......I remeber being called that I got the job and that I had to get a hair sample took the next day,..I went and bought a shampoo and smoked the whole night..

weenie · 10-27-2006, 04:50 AM

thank you all for support. i feel the same as you all. this is all bullshit. just because i like to self medicate at home in my own space these nazi assholes think i am some sort of major druggy. i could understand if i was always late or calling off or just go to work in a daze, but thats not the issue. in all honesty i would say i am one of their model employees. im always there no issues with attendance everyone at work likes me im fun to work with(so everyone says)and i am the best painter they have. if i wasnt making 17.00 hourly i would easily tell these people to go fu.. themselves. i have been with company for 11 years.starting over at 33 and half of what i make now would hurt bad......man does this suck but thanks again all WEENIE

scrappy · 10-27-2006, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by HYDROJUNKIE

your suggestion sogman is too simply give up and move on?..thats a strong admission of guilt!...how long can we all do this and be outcasted by society?......fight it too the end!!,...only then will they start to realize that you must not be giving up because your innocent

Go in with the half empty box of cereal and tell them you wont eat this anymore and they could test you anytime they want in the future......the good thing is they might let you return to work,...the bad part is you will have to be prepaired for the next test...but theres so much shit on the market to pass a test,.....ive used drinks,pills,whizinator(synthe tic urine) and passed every time.......I remeber being called that I got the job and that I had to get a hair sample took the next day,..I went and bought a shampoo and smoked the whole night..

That's a good option...but has he admitted guilt???

10-27-2006, 04:09 AM	#1
weenie Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 38	NEED TO PASS DRUG ASSESSMENT ANYBODY PLEASE HELP!!! i just got popped for a random piss test at work. i tested highly positive for marijuana. now my work is making me go get an assessment at 8:30 in morning tomorrow. what can i say to them other than i think this is bullshit what i do at home has nothing to do with work. i am not allowed to return to work until they feel i have kicked my addiction. i do not want to have to go through rehab for being a pot head. "imagine this" hello my name is weenie and im a pothead. how many people in the room is gonna laugh at me and then kick my ass...lol thank you all for any help through this stupid shit.
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10-27-2006, 04:17 AM	#3
sogman Dignified Toker! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Under a beautiful sun! Posts: 354	Shit man! thats an awful situation. I however would never fully give up toking for any job. I can't live without MJ, I won't live without it. I think in this situation you need to consider what sacrifices you can make to get back on some kind of track. Either you make these people happy (In the process lowering yourself to their standards) Or! you can find another job that doesent require sterile urine. I see this being hard in the business world though, and I think you are a dying breed. Sadly I think MJ will be a major fork in the road for you rather than relaxing. __________________ "I am engulfed, and drown deliciously Soft music like a perfume, and sweet light Golden with audible colours exquisite, Swathe me with cerements for eternity. Times is no more. I pause and yet I flee. A million ages wrap me round with night. I drain a milion ages of delight. I hold the future in my memory. Also, I have this garret which I rent, This bed of straw, and this that was a chair, This worn-out body like a tattered tent, This crust, of which the rats have eaten part, This pipe of opium; rage, remorse, despair; This soul at pawn and this delirious heart." Arthur Symons (1865-1945)
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10-27-2006, 04:17 AM	#4
HYDROJUNKIE the idea man Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Bay Area,Ca. Posts: 271	tell them maybe it was the hemp cereal that made you test positive... I eat a hemp granola cereal from trader joes a nd on the side of the box it says it contains a small % of cannabinoids.....go buy a box and empty half of it and bring it too your job,......what can they say? __________________ Do you know someone suffering with a disease or has bad health? Help them now! https://projectgreenlife.com/silverbullet ''There are few things more infuriating than a bureaucratic system that's designed to protect, but because of a misguided sense of purpose, ends up "protecting" people from the things they need the most''.
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10-27-2006, 04:20 AM	#5
sogman Dignified Toker! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Under a beautiful sun! Posts: 354	They already tested him sprouty, he could attempt that but I think he will save himself alot of further embarrassment by not going through a screening process and finding new ways to make money, or! kicking his favorite etheogen to the curb! __________________ "I am engulfed, and drown deliciously Soft music like a perfume, and sweet light Golden with audible colours exquisite, Swathe me with cerements for eternity. Times is no more. I pause and yet I flee. A million ages wrap me round with night. I drain a milion ages of delight. I hold the future in my memory. Also, I have this garret which I rent, This bed of straw, and this that was a chair, This worn-out body like a tattered tent, This crust, of which the rats have eaten part, This pipe of opium; rage, remorse, despair; This soul at pawn and this delirious heart." Arthur Symons (1865-1945)
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10-27-2006, 04:29 AM	#6
sogman Dignified Toker! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Under a beautiful sun! Posts: 354	I heard about this before! Using hemp food products as an excuse in the event of a test. I think bringing that box of cereal to your job will make things much worse, plus you'll make a fool out of yourself. It's all hearsay and you can't stick it to man on this one. They are obligated to filter people like us, So fuck them! Cereal cannabinoid's or not, I think what they found inside you gives them reasons to hate and neglect you, if they were intelligent friendly human beings you wouldn't be getting tested now would you? __________________ "I am engulfed, and drown deliciously Soft music like a perfume, and sweet light Golden with audible colours exquisite, Swathe me with cerements for eternity. Times is no more. I pause and yet I flee. A million ages wrap me round with night. I drain a milion ages of delight. I hold the future in my memory. Also, I have this garret which I rent, This bed of straw, and this that was a chair, This worn-out body like a tattered tent, This crust, of which the rats have eaten part, This pipe of opium; rage, remorse, despair; This soul at pawn and this delirious heart." Arthur Symons (1865-1945)
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10-27-2006, 04:16 AM	#2
sproutco Banned Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 2,645	Dilute your piss by drinking 2 gallons of water, orange juice, etc... before the test. Don't put the first piss in the cup but wait till half flow. Good luck.
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10-27-2006, 04:41 AM	#7
scrappy On the road to clone only... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: in a van down by the river.. Posts: 1,327	I know what I would do but that's me....I think he's just looking for a way to "please" the "rehab" people so he can get back to work..right weenie??? This is totally FUCKED, and I'm truely sorry...f-the man!!!
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10-27-2006, 04:42 AM	#8
HYDROJUNKIE the idea man Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Bay Area,Ca. Posts: 271	your suggestion sogman is too simply give up and move on?..thats a strong admission of guilt!...how long can we all do this and be outcasted by society?......fight it too the end!!,...only then will they start to realize that you must not be giving up because your innocent Go in with the half empty box of cereal and tell them you wont eat this anymore and they could test you anytime they want in the future......the good thing is they might let you return to work,...the bad part is you will have to be prepaired for the next test...but theres so much shit on the market to pass a test,.....ive used drinks,pills,whizinator(synthe tic urine) and passed every time.......I remeber being called that I got the job and that I had to get a hair sample took the next day,..I went and bought a shampoo and smoked the whole night.. __________________ Do you know someone suffering with a disease or has bad health? Help them now! https://projectgreenlife.com/silverbullet ''There are few things more infuriating than a bureaucratic system that's designed to protect, but because of a misguided sense of purpose, ends up "protecting" people from the things they need the most''.
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10-27-2006, 04:50 AM	#9
weenie Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 38	thank you all for support. i feel the same as you all. this is all bullshit. just because i like to self medicate at home in my own space these nazi assholes think i am some sort of major druggy. i could understand if i was always late or calling off or just go to work in a daze, but thats not the issue. in all honesty i would say i am one of their model employees. im always there no issues with attendance everyone at work likes me im fun to work with(so everyone says)and i am the best painter they have. if i wasnt making 17.00 hourly i would easily tell these people to go fu.. themselves. i have been with company for 11 years.starting over at 33 and half of what i make now would hurt bad......man does this suck but thanks again all WEENIE
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