This is, beyond doubt, absolutely and indisputably, a face. The evidence is irrefutable. This is being uncovered as we speak. Teams are working on it. If only the sheeple knew...! This is why Joe Biden is not campaigning. He's out there with John Kerry and GWB negotiating the fate of humanity with subterranean antarctic aliens. That's just a facade though - those aliens are held hostage by nazis who escaped to inner earth after WW2. And those nazis are in turn manipulated by shapeshifting interdimensional reptilians. It's a complicated situation.