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Poll on whats more savage

razor ridge

razor ridge

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Ok this is the question:
What's more savage? Now have in mind this is in response to 2 of our chatters ladies handling shit.

1- A girl chopping off a sick cats head with a machete to end its suffering.
OR
2- A petite woman beating a chicken against a tree after is was almost dead already finish it off.
 
shaggyballs

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1- A girl chopping off a sick cats head with a machete to end its suffering.

I feel it would be harder to do, mentally anyway.
 
M

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How sharp's the machete?

How good an aim does the chick with the machete have?

How thick/stout or rough-skinned is the tree? Aim's less important with the tree, unless she can't hit the tree at all. In which case she might want to contract it out.

Why can't the chick with the machete go to the animal impound place and have the animal euthanized properly?

Is the person with the chicken intending to eat it, or just kill it?

Details matter.. in some cases. Though maybe not this time.

Oh, LOOK, I have a cold seltzer water....
 
Gry

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I the OP savaged the thread by attempting to make it more palatable. [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]S[/FONT]hould have gone with first instinct;

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Ok this is the question:
What's more savage? Now have in mind this is in response to 2 of our chatters ladies handling shit.

1- A girl chopping off a cats head with a machete.
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2- A petite woman beating a chicken against a tree.[/FONT][/FONT]
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I'mback

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razor ridge said:
Ok this is the question:
What's more savage? Now have in mind this is in response to 2 of our chatters ladies handling shit.

1- A girl chopping off a sick cats head with a machete to end its suffering.
OR
2- A petite woman beating a chicken against a tree after is was almost dead already finish it off.
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YOU ARE SICK!
 
Stoner4Life

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razor ridge said:
Ok this is the question:
What's more savage? Now have in mind this is in response to 2 of our chatters ladies handling shit.

1- A girl chopping off a sick cats head with a machete to end its suffering.
OR
2- A petite woman beating a chicken against a tree after is was almost dead already finish it off.
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pit the girls against one another, you'll likely have your 'Who's more savage' query answered for you.

Sell the match on PayPerView, to garner more viewers you should open up w/a cheesy female jailhouse flick.


 
NEW ENGLAND

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What if the girl with the machete misses the suffering cat,and inadvertently cuts off the petite chicks teet?
Would that work for you...lol
 
BadTicket

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If the machete lady is good with chopping off heads, like one clean cut, never fails. She gets a pass. The method maybe a bit rough, but ends justify the means?

Chicken lady tho, she bashed the chicken against the tree, left the chicken to suffer for a while before she noticed it was still alive and finished the job? Was the chicken for food?
I dono mang, bashing heads on trees is not a very sure method.. And a petite woman, she's obviously not too strong to begin with? She needs to rethink her strategy.

So here's what you do, demote chicken lady to kitchen duty, put her on extra protein diet and have her lift stuff to build muscle. Practice that swing too, or buy her a machete of her own. Maybe an air rifle or a .22 if possible. Meanwhile machete lady takes over the chicken department also with her good swing. Give it a couple of months and see what happens.

If you're gonna kill stuff, kill stuff, don't fuck around.
 
NEW ENGLAND

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BadTicket said:
If the machete lady is good with chopping off heads, like one clean cut, never fails. She gets a pass. The method maybe a bit rough, but ends justify the means?

Chicken lady tho, she bashed the chicken against the tree, left the chicken to suffer for a while before she noticed it was still alive and finished the job? Was the chicken for food?
I dono mang, bashing heads on trees is not a very sure method.. And a petite woman, she's obviously not too strong to begin with? She needs to rethink her strategy.

So here's what you do, demote chicken lady to kitchen duty, put her on extra protein diet and have her lift stuff to build muscle. Practice that swing too, or buy her a machete of her own. Maybe an air rifle or a .22 if possible. Meanwhile machete lady takes over the chicken department also with her good swing. Give it a couple of months and see what happens.

If you're gonna kill stuff, kill stuff, don't fuck around.
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That's friggin genius,dilly dilly!
 
Gypsy Nirvana

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I reckon #3 - a VERY large woman torturing the cat with the old Japanese fast growing bamboo trick - would be more harsh - no cat lover wants to see a cat suffer.
 
razor ridge

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BadTicket said:
If the machete lady is good with chopping off heads, like one clean cut, never fails. She gets a pass. The method maybe a bit rough, but ends justify the means?

Chicken lady tho, she bashed the chicken against the tree, left the chicken to suffer for a while before she noticed it was still alive and finished the job? Was the chicken for food?
I dono mang, bashing heads on trees is not a very sure method.. And a petite woman, she's obviously not too strong to begin with? She needs to rethink her strategy.

So here's what you do, demote chicken lady to kitchen duty, put her on extra protein diet and have her lift stuff to build muscle. Practice that swing too, or buy her a machete of her own. Maybe an air rifle or a .22 if possible. Meanwhile machete lady takes over the chicken department also with her good swing. Give it a couple of months and see what happens.

If you're gonna kill stuff, kill stuff, don't fuck around.
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No chicken was beat to near death by a rooster, she was just putting it out .
 
armedoldhippy

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putting something injured down is humane. stomping something to death out of boredom is savage. ne'er the twain shall meet...:ying:
 
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