smokaholik
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hiya to everyone on here and peace to u and ure family. May i share my story wiv those of u that are interested. i am from uk and my good friend was in pakistan getting married so that was all the excuse me and my 2 friends needed ( that and the amazing hash and the prospect of making bubble 
) so we booked our tickets and went. Now i hate flying so well leave that bit out lol
upon arriving at lahore airport we went through custums and dually left, my mate who was geeting married was waiting for us outside, all of us had brough 7grams of chronic ova and the first thing i wantd to do was smoke lol, so we headed back to the hotel in the early morning smoking bluemoonshine in da back of a taxi admiring how buetiful pakistan is, what a start heheh.
when we got bak to the hotel and the smoke ws underway plans where made to head of to peshawer which is a 7 hour drive to an area call jamrud where i had a friend who sold amazing gardah/charas so we could start our travels lol so after a long flight and a heavy smoke we all slept till midday and on wakining we set of for peshawer which may i tell u is a buetiful scenic drive especially when ure in good company and theres plenty of weed to smoke.
we arrived in peshawar late in da eveing about 9 pm and jamrud is another 20 minute drive so we where pushing it for time as it was dark and jamrud is a no go area at night, it is what the people call alaka ghair (land of na law) where the pakistani goverment has no power and men go missing daily, and it is next to the famous khyber gates t the begging of the khyber pass, but hey we needed some chronic and i had my connection so we headed straight there. when we got there it was picth black apart from the little lanterns in the shops and there was a sandstorm blowing so the peaople we did see had there face covered totaly to protect form the sand, looking around i discovered how difficult it will be to locate my friends shop. We got out of the car and walked straight into shop, as soon as i walked in a could smell the hash and boy did it smell good. i said salaam to the guy and asked to see what he had in telling him i only wanted the zabardast gardah ( the absolute best polm) with wich he lifted a few plastic jars ontu the table and opened the top , now 1 of my freinds who came is white and he has been to amsterdam monthly as its cheap from the uk but when he seen what they had to offer his eyes bulged out , as i picked up that chunk of gardah i was handed it started tomelt in my hand and as i moulded in my hand it went darker and oiler, when i smelled it i instantly smelled the sativa in it and as my friends sniffed it they said the same, Now came the price, i told the guy i wanted 10 tola (100grams) and i said ill give him him 1000rps whcih is what i pay my firend the guy accepted so one transaction done haha.we left that shop and went across the road to anotha as my friend secretly pulled out anotha 1000ps note to hand to me, ( u deffo do not want to show large amounts of money at this time lol) as i stepped in i was still moulding that piece in my hands which where as sticky when trimming fresh bud makes them, i handed the shopkeeper the weed and said gimme something different to this, the guy smiled and pulled out the same jars from the othat shop and gave me a chunk which i smelled, str8 way the diffeerence was aprrent like when smoking kali mist to hashplant this gear was 100 indica smelling, it had that im gonna knock ure balls of and put u to sleep smell
, i told the guy ill take 100grams if hell do it for 1000rps to whcih he agreed so anotha transaction was done, we all tried rolling a spliff in there but went i went to do the roll risla stuck to my fingaz and ripped everytime so i just threw the spliff in the ashtray and we left to visit some mor eshops which eneded up having the same polm. Imagine 3 tourists in a border town at night running from shop to shop to check out the goods lol we stood out like a sore thumb.
the last shop was called the Khyber general store and it was a young man inside about our own age so we went in and he showed us his gear, the first thing he showed was dry and hard so he went int the back and handed my friend anotha one, all i remeebr is my friends looking at and it melted in his hand and he smleed it and said "Yo this smells like the 73grade bubble" we knew we was onto a winner, paying the man at last we where done 300 grams of chronic to last us a while ( peace of mind haha ).
we headed back to peshawar and as my friends wher ebusy rolling spliffs my hands where still to sticky we stopped at KFC so i could get a munch and wash my hands, by the time i had come out my friends wehere tellin me that the driver was paranoid as we had to go thru a tool plaza and the car was smelling of weed. we aired the car out and drove from peshawer back to lahore content as hell lol.
Now he truoble begins, as we left NWFP province of pakistan and reached Punjab there is a toll plaza the locals refer to as attock walla pul ( iqbal shaheed toll plaza to u and me lol )i policeman at the side waved us down this wasnt the first time and they usually check the drivers licence and thats it this time he called me str8 out of the car told me he is frisking me and felt my ballz straight away where i was stashing the weed, and gues waht he found it, i looked behind me and my friends where being searched and the weed was found on them to , DAAAAAAAAM
as they where searchig my friend the white guy, they found recipet in his pocket for £700 of a travlers check hed chashed that morning, Oh oh they officer came to me and said uve been caught wiv ova a pow which is 250 grams to them and ure all going inside unless they get 50000 rps ( £500), this was abomshell to me but i flatly refused telling them that i aint got that much money, after an hour at the side of th emotorway with 13 officers arouand we endend up having 7000prs on us, the rst was in lahore, the ploice tokk 6000prs and left us wiv 1000 for fule to get back and the ytook the weed, bummer,the worst thing was some of the officers where saying to each other thats the amount is nothing anbd just let them go, but the grredy ones had anotha idea , we went back to lahore gutted and qiuet and it was a long drive at night so we all slept.
i awoke at about 5 am hoping to find where near lahore instead to find that where parked in a field nxt to a tree and ther is nothing around us, the driver has got his face on the steering wheel fast asleep and i have no idea where we are. in the end the driver got in the back seat and my friend the white guy drove the rest fo the journey back to lahore .
AND it has only been 24 hours since we landed
. getting back to the hotel and smoking the couple of grams left of skunk we lft here was heaven phew i needed that smoke. the next day after the driver had been paid and left us we foundout that the one of the polce officers last night was the drivers cousin and the driver had phoned and told the police we weher coming when i was in KFC, No wonder they knew the weed was in our ballz
what a asshole
our friends in lahore when told of what happened wheres so hurt is was unbelivable, ones exact word where u can buy the whole police station wiv 6000rps and the ysaid we should have paid no more than 500 rps to a thousand tops, to them 6000rps is alot of money and even tho it aint theres they feel the loss of money.
they got us some gardah from lahore as we setteled there for a few days and the qaulity was good, not great but good, time for some shots i think for all those who have beared wiv me
) so we booked our tickets and went. Now i hate flying so well leave that bit out lolupon arriving at lahore airport we went through custums and dually left, my mate who was geeting married was waiting for us outside, all of us had brough 7grams of chronic ova and the first thing i wantd to do was smoke lol, so we headed back to the hotel in the early morning smoking bluemoonshine in da back of a taxi admiring how buetiful pakistan is, what a start heheh.
when we got bak to the hotel and the smoke ws underway plans where made to head of to peshawer which is a 7 hour drive to an area call jamrud where i had a friend who sold amazing gardah/charas so we could start our travels lol so after a long flight and a heavy smoke we all slept till midday and on wakining we set of for peshawer which may i tell u is a buetiful scenic drive especially when ure in good company and theres plenty of weed to smoke.
we arrived in peshawar late in da eveing about 9 pm and jamrud is another 20 minute drive so we where pushing it for time as it was dark and jamrud is a no go area at night, it is what the people call alaka ghair (land of na law) where the pakistani goverment has no power and men go missing daily, and it is next to the famous khyber gates t the begging of the khyber pass, but hey we needed some chronic and i had my connection so we headed straight there. when we got there it was picth black apart from the little lanterns in the shops and there was a sandstorm blowing so the peaople we did see had there face covered totaly to protect form the sand, looking around i discovered how difficult it will be to locate my friends shop. We got out of the car and walked straight into shop, as soon as i walked in a could smell the hash and boy did it smell good. i said salaam to the guy and asked to see what he had in telling him i only wanted the zabardast gardah ( the absolute best polm) with wich he lifted a few plastic jars ontu the table and opened the top , now 1 of my freinds who came is white and he has been to amsterdam monthly as its cheap from the uk but when he seen what they had to offer his eyes bulged out , as i picked up that chunk of gardah i was handed it started tomelt in my hand and as i moulded in my hand it went darker and oiler, when i smelled it i instantly smelled the sativa in it and as my friends sniffed it they said the same, Now came the price, i told the guy i wanted 10 tola (100grams) and i said ill give him him 1000rps whcih is what i pay my firend the guy accepted so one transaction done haha.we left that shop and went across the road to anotha as my friend secretly pulled out anotha 1000ps note to hand to me, ( u deffo do not want to show large amounts of money at this time lol) as i stepped in i was still moulding that piece in my hands which where as sticky when trimming fresh bud makes them, i handed the shopkeeper the weed and said gimme something different to this, the guy smiled and pulled out the same jars from the othat shop and gave me a chunk which i smelled, str8 way the diffeerence was aprrent like when smoking kali mist to hashplant this gear was 100 indica smelling, it had that im gonna knock ure balls of and put u to sleep smell
, i told the guy ill take 100grams if hell do it for 1000rps to whcih he agreed so anotha transaction was done, we all tried rolling a spliff in there but went i went to do the roll risla stuck to my fingaz and ripped everytime so i just threw the spliff in the ashtray and we left to visit some mor eshops which eneded up having the same polm. Imagine 3 tourists in a border town at night running from shop to shop to check out the goods lol we stood out like a sore thumb. the last shop was called the Khyber general store and it was a young man inside about our own age so we went in and he showed us his gear, the first thing he showed was dry and hard so he went int the back and handed my friend anotha one, all i remeebr is my friends looking at and it melted in his hand and he smleed it and said "Yo this smells like the 73grade bubble" we knew we was onto a winner, paying the man at last we where done 300 grams of chronic to last us a while ( peace of mind haha ).
we headed back to peshawar and as my friends wher ebusy rolling spliffs my hands where still to sticky we stopped at KFC so i could get a munch and wash my hands, by the time i had come out my friends wehere tellin me that the driver was paranoid as we had to go thru a tool plaza and the car was smelling of weed. we aired the car out and drove from peshawer back to lahore content as hell lol.
Now he truoble begins, as we left NWFP province of pakistan and reached Punjab there is a toll plaza the locals refer to as attock walla pul ( iqbal shaheed toll plaza to u and me lol )i policeman at the side waved us down this wasnt the first time and they usually check the drivers licence and thats it this time he called me str8 out of the car told me he is frisking me and felt my ballz straight away where i was stashing the weed, and gues waht he found it, i looked behind me and my friends where being searched and the weed was found on them to , DAAAAAAAAM
as they where searchig my friend the white guy, they found recipet in his pocket for £700 of a travlers check hed chashed that morning, Oh oh they officer came to me and said uve been caught wiv ova a pow which is 250 grams to them and ure all going inside unless they get 50000 rps ( £500), this was abomshell to me but i flatly refused telling them that i aint got that much money, after an hour at the side of th emotorway with 13 officers arouand we endend up having 7000prs on us, the rst was in lahore, the ploice tokk 6000prs and left us wiv 1000 for fule to get back and the ytook the weed, bummer,the worst thing was some of the officers where saying to each other thats the amount is nothing anbd just let them go, but the grredy ones had anotha idea , we went back to lahore gutted and qiuet and it was a long drive at night so we all slept.
i awoke at about 5 am hoping to find where near lahore instead to find that where parked in a field nxt to a tree and ther is nothing around us, the driver has got his face on the steering wheel fast asleep and i have no idea where we are. in the end the driver got in the back seat and my friend the white guy drove the rest fo the journey back to lahore .
AND it has only been 24 hours since we landed
. getting back to the hotel and smoking the couple of grams left of skunk we lft here was heaven phew i needed that smoke. the next day after the driver had been paid and left us we foundout that the one of the polce officers last night was the drivers cousin and the driver had phoned and told the police we weher coming when i was in KFC, No wonder they knew the weed was in our ballzwhat a asshole
our friends in lahore when told of what happened wheres so hurt is was unbelivable, ones exact word where u can buy the whole police station wiv 6000rps and the ysaid we should have paid no more than 500 rps to a thousand tops, to them 6000rps is alot of money and even tho it aint theres they feel the loss of money.
they got us some gardah from lahore as we setteled there for a few days and the qaulity was good, not great but good, time for some shots i think for all those who have beared wiv me
, when i tried it the gardah was so sticky that when i heated it and tried mixing it, it went into small clumps/ balls which was even harder to roll so i just picked it in lol, the worst it rying to roll a spliff in the back of a moving riksha,now that is hard work lol 
