[JustSumTomatoes]

As a stoner, one of the most nerve wracking situations you can run into is having an encounter with law enforcement while in possession of our favorite flora. Though many can now enjoy the luxury of living in a place where one can pretty much walk up to a cop and tell him the source of the skunky odor coming from one's pocket, only to be sent off with maybe a smart-ass comment or two, most of us have at one point or still do live with the fear of getting busted.

For many a pothead, the nightmare has already come true as a visit or run in with police has turned into a criminal charge or maybe even a close call that somehow ended in escape.

I know many of us have already had a date with our good buddy Leo and I would love to hear everyone's stories!

[JustSumTomatoes]

Too many close calls over the years for me.

[St. Phatty]

I was semi-arrested on Memorial Day in 1989.

I had a tuna fish can full of Mersh, in a VW bug at a national park in Calif.

Cop took the Mersh, gave me a ticket & judge threw it out.

[ReikoX]

Was in college about four hours drive from home. Before driving hone, I went looking for some green, but the little town was dry as usual. So I decided to drive home for the weekend and get a brick for me and my friends.

On the way there, I must have been in a hurry and got pulled over for doing 85 in a 55. I didn't even think my car would old beater go that fast, but it was down hill with a tail wind. The cop asked to search the car, I let him and he managed to find the pipe I lost.

In the end, I got a $100 fine and a year probation for paraphernalia. Payed the fine, continued to town, and proceeded with the remainder of my plan.

[coldcanna]

This isn't only about weed but I'll go-

My senior year in college I was having a valentines day kegger, police got called by our favorite neighbors for noise complaint. I am 21 at the time so go outside and start chatting with the officers. They told me there was a noise complaint and they had to "come in my house to break it up". I said politely that I would be happy to end the party and they could chill in the driveway and watch everyone leave but under no circumstance would they come in my house. WELL....

This pissed them off and they started saying things like "what are you a lawyer" and "we are police we can come in if we want". I realize this is going anywhere so i say goodnight i'm going inside, as i walk back into the house and start shutting the door behind me they bum rush into the house and push me into the kitchen. I start yelling at them pretty angrily now to get the fuck out and they dont have a warrant, at which point everyone in the party is watching. The cops tear my shirt off and tackle me to the ground and I'm arrested, spend the night in the tank. Last thing the cop said to me was a comment about how I would get it in the end for mouthing off.

NExt day I have court thinking its your typical drunk disturbance, well they fabricated a complete lie and charged me with 2 counts of felony A&B with deadly weapon on police officer, 1 count of misdeamenor A&B , resisting arrest and disturbing the peace. I was looking at 22 years. The crazy thing is that they said they were peacefully trying to come in and I "beat them with the door" and kicked another one so he fell over.

The report was so phony and fake but it still took me 2 years in court and thousands of dollars to finally get a judge to toss the case. I had to sit there during hearings and watch the cops lie on the stand. My lawyer even caught them in lies and called them out and the first several judges didnt do anything with it.

[Green Squall]

I'm not going to get into specifics here, but being arrested as a teenager for less than a gram of pot has led to a life long distrust of law enforcement. Fuckers treated us like hardened criminals. May they rot in hell.

[MJPassion]

I've had my fair share of LEO encounters but none were as funny as the time my friends & I got pulled over with a shit load of beer & condoms in the car.
Cop asked what we were doing then saw all the beer. We were underage so a search was expected & executed. Upon finding a huge box of condoms the cop asked what they were for.
We told him they were for dicks like you!

Fortunately no beers were opened so they were confiscated & tossed into his back seat... No citations were issued so we went & got more beer.

The cop took ALL the beer to his house!
I knew he was a DICK!

As the post above...
I've got a very healthy distrust of these fuck heads.
Anybody that chosses to oppress the Rights of others, as a career, need their nuts held tightly in a vice! (& if female... Cut her tits off!)

[shithawk420]

ive got WAYYY too many to mention them all but this was quite different.this happened a week ago.so im going on the Let it Go app looking for a car for my dad.great price low miles so we go to buy the car.the guy who owned the car just so happened to be a county cop who worked at the county jail.turns out my dad knew him for years when he was locked up.my dad was tripping! he couldnt believe it.we were drinking but we werent driving so i guess thats cool.But for a cop he was actually really nice.i guess he would rent movies at the video store for the inmates to watch. recently he got injured by an inmate,got a settlement and is retiring in the virgin islands!thats why the car was so cheap!

[CosmicGiggle]

I've had 2 run-ins with the cops over my 45 yr smoking career and both ended well due to the fact I'm a woman and have perfected the art of being able to cry on cue at the drop of a hat.

[stoned-trout]

There's just too many from my youth...yeehaw