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mtf-shaman · 08-20-2006, 11:35 PM

as soon as the jar is opened you suddenly have six eyes upon you

they bark when the smoke is exhaled

they love to eat the stems after harvest

and will eat a pruned fan leaf with no asking if given the chance

08-21-2006, 10:58 AM

how about when my dog gets right in my face while i'm hitting my bubbler and waits for a hand to snout shotgun. He really breathes it in Im not forcing it down just helping get all of it(simmer down PIDA). When he's high he gets this goofy look on his face and then he wants to start playing around and gets kinda annoying because Im stoned by then also.

Im not over 40 but I saw this dog thread and had to post.

bloodshot · 08-22-2006, 02:46 AM

When your smoking a joint and they jump up to you and do the old begging thing.
When hes higher then you are.

Man I love dogs...

DrugleyDoRite · 08-31-2006, 04:09 AM

I never thought as my dog as a stoner, but lately when I light a bowl, he sits right in front of me and goes crazy. I blow the smoke in his face and he seems to like it.

Gotta love the animals....................... ..........

jaykush · 08-31-2006, 04:17 AM

sounds like my dogs shaman. the little one will eat SOO much trim haha. hes a little guy i dont know how he eats so much, him and the other one eat nugs all the time and they are PICKY. they spit up some strains, they come up for hits. all around stoner dogs.

Verite · 09-02-2006, 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by pieceofmyheart

When my pup sees me grooming my plants he will whine and beg until I give him some trim.

Yeah but dont all dogs whine until you give them some trim?

farmerlion · 03-11-2008, 06:38 AM

The cops come to bust you and your dog smells the pot in thier pocket they were going to plant at your house. your dog runs and gets your bong!

03-13-2008, 02:29 PM

When your dog see's the bong and nug jar come out, he knows he's not going to get any unless he brings something to the party so he pulls the towel tied to the refridgerater handle and brings ya a beer

Remember to reset the level on the fridge so the door will close by itself, they allways forget to close the damn door!!!

03-13-2008, 02:40 PM

i trained mine to stay away from all weed , after i had a cat run off with a sack,
i think animals should stay weed free, although i have gotten them high once or twice,
my dogs want even go for my beer because i disciplined them for spilling beers when pupps , i can leave a pile of weed on the coffe table overnite and none of my aminals will even breath on it.

Haps · 03-14-2008, 03:17 AM

My bitch eats hydroton, lava rocks, and rapid rooters. Wants to help with the pruning, but she is not allowed due to her making an executive topping decision on an important seedling last year. At least the topped gal did well. Gets insulted if I do not give her the biggest stems. So I leave a bucket of stems out for her. She still bites me.
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08-20-2006, 11:35 PM	#1
mtf-shaman green eyed lady Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: christmas island Posts: 121	you know your dog is a stoner when...... as soon as the jar is opened you suddenly have six eyes upon you they bark when the smoke is exhaled they love to eat the stems after harvest and will eat a pruned fan leaf with no asking if given the chance
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08-22-2006, 02:46 AM	#3
bloodshot Canadian Toker Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 91	When your smoking a joint and they jump up to you and do the old begging thing. When hes higher then you are. Man I love dogs... __________________ 1: that stoner kid always writes in his diary 2: yeah, i noticed he writes in it every time he asks the teacher to be excused to go to the restroom. 1: someone told me it is his masturbation diary. he writes how many minutes it takes to ejaculate, the relative amount of semen, the technical method used, the mental image produced, the relative duration of the orgasm, and where he wiped his hand in the bathroom stall. 2: you're sick. 1: not compared to stoner masturbaters 2: ha ha ha, i guess you're right. 1: wanna get drunk and do a few rails tonight? 2: hell yeah.
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08-31-2006, 04:17 AM	#5
jaykush dirty black hands Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the old growth forest Posts: 4,990	sounds like my dogs shaman. the little one will eat SOO much trim haha. hes a little guy i dont know how he eats so much, him and the other one eat nugs all the time and they are PICKY. they spit up some strains, they come up for hits. all around stoner dogs. __________________ “Everything is written in the book of nature. This book is always open.” sepp holzer Last edited by jaykush; 03-13-2008 at 02:38 PM..
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03-13-2008, 02:29 PM	#8
Don Cotyle Guest Posts: n/a	When your dog see's the bong and nug jar come out, he knows he's not going to get any unless he brings something to the party so he pulls the towel tied to the refridgerater handle and brings ya a beer Remember to reset the level on the fridge so the door will close by itself, they allways forget to close the damn door!!! Last edited by Don Cotyle; 03-13-2008 at 02:32 PM..
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08-21-2006, 10:58 AM	#2
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	how about when my dog gets right in my face while i'm hitting my bubbler and waits for a hand to snout shotgun. He really breathes it in Im not forcing it down just helping get all of it(simmer down PIDA). When he's high he gets this goofy look on his face and then he wants to start playing around and gets kinda annoying because Im stoned by then also. Im not over 40 but I saw this dog thread and had to post.
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08-31-2006, 04:09 AM	#4
DrugleyDoRite Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ontari-ari-ario Posts: 109	I never thought as my dog as a stoner, but lately when I light a bowl, he sits right in front of me and goes crazy. I blow the smoke in his face and he seems to like it. Gotta love the animals....................... ..........
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03-11-2008, 06:38 AM	#7
farmerlion IC Mag Supporter Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: BADLANDS Posts: 1,662	The cops come to bust you and your dog smells the pot in thier pocket they were going to plant at your house. your dog runs and gets your bong!
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03-13-2008, 02:40 PM	#9
bagseed77 Guest Posts: n/a	i trained mine to stay away from all weed , after i had a cat run off with a sack, i think animals should stay weed free, although i have gotten them high once or twice, my dogs want even go for my beer because i disciplined them for spilling beers when pupps , i can leave a pile of weed on the coffe table overnite and none of my aminals will even breath on it.
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03-14-2008, 03:17 AM	#10
Haps stone fool Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 4,233	My bitch eats hydroton, lava rocks, and rapid rooters. Wants to help with the pruning, but she is not allowed due to her making an executive topping decision on an important seedling last year. At least the topped gal did well. Gets insulted if I do not give her the biggest stems. So I leave a bucket of stems out for her. She still bites me. H
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