hey, this is good advice for people who are stuck with poor hash, this 'soapbar' will be unfamiliar to a lot of people so il break it down for ya a little,
its made from purposely grown weed, strain sex & quality are all non issue's, to these fuckers its just a product, because it's illegal and so often supplied by profit motivated criminal networks, cannabis - especially hash - sold mainly in the UK is often of low quality and contains a lot of contaminants.
SOAPBAR (it's called "soap" because a 250g bar (or 9 BAR, 250g = 9OZ-ish) is shaped like a bar of soap) is perhaps the most common type of hash in the UK and it is often the most polluted.
Now, not all soap is bad of course, but some certainly is. At worst there may only be a tiny amount of low grade hash mixed with some very strange stuff:
Beeswax, turpentine, milk powder, ketamine, boot polish, henna, pine resin, aspirin, animal turds, ground coffee, barbiturates, glues and dyes plus carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene
This is what happens under prohibition. If your beer down the bar contained any of these nasty things wouldn't you complain? Of course you would, well now its time to complain about polluted cannabis supplies.
DON'T SMOKE SOAP
DON'T BUY SOAP
DON'T SELL SOAP
The government is well aware of this situation and seems happy to expose the millions of cannabis users to dangers which simple quality controls could eliminate, ask your MP why they refuse to allow quality controls for cannabis that thousands of people use daily, if not more.....but of course, that means accepting they're WRONG and legalising cannabis......watch this space.....
What to do if all you can get is dodgy soap bar
Don't buy rock-hard stuff, or samples that give off a dark acrid smoke when burned.
Cutting through a block of resin should be relitivly easy with little or no heat needed,exposing a brown coloured surface (including if you have black hash) and it should fluff up when heated and be easy to powder with just a little flaming.
The smell of pure hash smoke is also very distinctive in its own right, learn what to sniff for!
To be honest, it's best to go without rather than smoke some of the really bad stuff available out there, but if you really have no choice, you can try this:
How to clean polluted hash, you will need:
small sauce pan (old prefarrably)
unbleached coffee filters
reusable coffee filter (fine mesh of some description)
paper kitchen towels
gas mask (optional for combating awful smell)
In a saucepan, boil up a small amount of water (enough to cover your "hash" block)
slowly boil it then simmer gently and crush the hash block (gently press it with a knife and trace a figure of eight round the pan keeping it moving, it will disolve & break up releasing a torrent of crap
The water will more than likely turn yellow, maybe due to the henna (or worse) dissolving out, at this point apply the gas mask to your face
When the hash has all powdered up, crap disolved, and your swirling a murky concoction round the pan smoothly with no lumps, drain the water off thru your filters, line your mesh/re-usable filter with unbleached coffee filter (brown paper ones) and pour that slush through it,
when your done you should have what looks like spent coffee at the bottom of your filter rise this further with a kettle of hot water and slowly pour this thru the filter to wash out the remaining crap, you will see it run cleanish soon enough, remove the paper filter holding the hash & wrap in kitchen towels and squeeze remaining juice out of it, unravel it and you will have a lump of slightly less threating hash, ta-daaaaa, dry it as you see fit and go about your usual routine, at this point i nearly said "enjoy", but just try your best given the situation in hand
As cannabis oils are not soluble in water, the potency of what you have won't be too badly damaged and given what comes off it isnt that bad, (compared to what you started with)
You'll also have a lot smaller stash at the end of this though as a staggering 50% or more is additives purely put there to add bulk & weight
pleeeeeze dont fund these gangsters any longer, do whats right & support your-self