[yts farmer]

Originally Posted by St. Phatty

Perfume is expensive.

Good bud at a rec. dispensary is $15 a gram.

Just pop one bud in your front shirt pocket, now that's perfume.

Plus you can smoke it afterwards.

Perfume is exspensive because because of the whale vomit used in the manafacture process.

https://https://www.google.co.uk/amp...iddleton-sands

[St. Phatty]

Originally Posted by yts farmer

Perfume is exspensive because because of the whale vomit used in the manafacture process.

How much do the Whale Vomit extractors get paid ?

I wonder if they have drug testing for that job.

Plus they probably need health care.


Can they use the surplus stomach acid as pH down ? it's ORGANIC.

[944s2]

Tom Ford - Amalfi mandarin
Creed- Aventeus....s2

[St. Phatty]

I have a flannel shirt that got sprayed by a skunk this morning.

It's in a bag.

Some women could wear skunk stink (animal skunk stink), e.g. a piece of my smelly shirt in their front pocket, and still turn heads. Turn heads even more maybe.

[HuffnPufferfish]

Originally Posted by MileHighGlass

Saw dust
oil
dirt
sweat
weed

Real men wear the above things. Cologne, skinny jeans, and beard oil do not belong on men.

I'm just kidding. If you are a hipster don't get pissy.

real men also know how to build a shower

chanel egoiste, looks like a 2$ bottle, costs 80$

[brolex]

My daily use is Givenchy Xeryus Rouge

When I wanna attract the ladies, I spray on the Creed Aventus. I swear women do double takes to find the source of the smell

[ion]

ah, fun

5. cedar
4. vetivert
3. cannabis
2. vagina
1. my stench

if y'all want a sample of no.1, i charge 50usd a minute to imbibe in my personal space, pm me for details.

[shithawk420]

Creed aventus.end of thread

[Capt.Ahab]

I prefer no scent at all but that's just the hunter/predator in me.
No scent in my soaps,deodorants,laundry detergent etc. Yuck.

On top of that, some perfumes are made a very small amount of natural fragrances but the remainder of ingredients are synthetic petroleum based chemicals like diethylphthalate and musk ketone which accumulate in human tissue.
Who wants that shit on their skin?

[azad]

Tom ford oud wood.
neroli