I'm sitting here a work it's kinda slow and I have been wanting to share some of my experiences with you all. I've been a budtender for a while now and have really seen a lot of super funny and crazy ass stories here.
I have described some in another thread, the lady who thought she had a male plant because someone told if it have 7 fingers on the leaf that's it's a male lol
Or the water dowser lady who swung her keys over the buds to see if it was going to work for her!
This one patient(who I don't really like) was talking about some friends that were over at her house and they were dabbing, she said she grabbed the dude by the throat and told him to get his drugs out of her house it was the same as smoking meth!! I walked her over to our concentrate section and showed her the meth we sold here! She didn't say much after that lol
It's getting close to harvest season and everyone and their uncle will be coming in with samples of their crops. One of the lines we hear the most is "well I bought the clone here, so why don't you buy my medicine lol or I grow the best and when I smell their hay weed it's pretty funny.
It's a great job, I really love it but some of the characters that come in here are just too much. It really takes some patience to deal with all their weirdness....
This is just a small bit of stories that I have....many more to come,it's getting busy here and I'll be back lol