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08-08-2006, 09:37 PM

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

Bh

08-09-2006, 01:11 AM

Hahaha that's great. I live in Glendale myself. Maricopa county has more golf courses per square mile then any other city in the world, so it's like, rude to the city to not golf. There isn't a better sport out there. Bring a few beers, ride around in golf carts, and chill out.

Guest423 · 08-09-2006, 01:15 AM

lol funny sign....i like to golf and frisbee golf...frisbee golf is really nice on the wallet.

buckeye-leaf · 08-09-2006, 01:24 AM

I like to golf! This weekend I bought me a set of King Cobra Oversize irons for a good price now fixing to get me a set of Cobra Woods. Theres a golf course nearby and I enjoy going out on the course with a few cold drinks and some doobies.

Buckeye

Guest423 · 08-09-2006, 01:26 AM

hows it hangin buckeye? to bad we didn't live closer so we could hit the greens with some greens and some drinks together!

buckeye-leaf · 08-09-2006, 01:32 AM

its goin great man, yourself? yeah I wish more of my buddies liked to golf, only have 2 friends that enjoy golfing so most of time I go out on the course by myself I think it helps me to relax. Im pretty good at the par 3's but give me a par 5 and usually I get a bogey or double bogey

. take care Time see you in chat sometime

Buckeye

Guest423 · 08-09-2006, 09:43 AM

yeah i'm not the greatest either but this is only my 3rd or 4th year, some days i can light it up, i scored a 42 on a 9 before and the best i've got on an 18 is 87. it's a tough sport to be consistant at, i go to relax but some days golf can get me pissed lol....we'll catch up in chat! peace

Old Soul · 08-09-2006, 10:08 AM

I like frisbee golf myself. I never slice a drive with my discs. Lots of nice courses in Arizona.

Old Soul

08-09-2006, 10:11 AM

Hi guys,

I like golf. I play in the 50's. I refuse to play if its any colder.

HAHA..j/k

Seed

08-11-2006, 09:07 PM

Here's a skit with Robin Williams on how golf was invented. LOL

https://www.dump.com/links.php?link=7...ular&p=1&r=all

08-08-2006, 09:37 PM	#1
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Anyone golf? Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF. Bh
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08-09-2006, 01:11 AM	#2
Jam Master Jaco Guest Posts: n/a	Hahaha that's great. I live in Glendale myself. Maricopa county has more golf courses per square mile then any other city in the world, so it's like, rude to the city to not golf. There isn't a better sport out there. Bring a few beers, ride around in golf carts, and chill out.
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08-09-2006, 01:15 AM	#3
Guest423 Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,304	lol funny sign....i like to golf and frisbee golf...frisbee golf is really nice on the wallet.
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08-09-2006, 01:24 AM	#4
buckeye-leaf cannabis enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: a bowling alley Posts: 1,334	I like to golf! This weekend I bought me a set of King Cobra Oversize irons for a good price now fixing to get me a set of Cobra Woods. Theres a golf course nearby and I enjoy going out on the course with a few cold drinks and some doobies. Buckeye
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08-09-2006, 01:26 AM	#5
Guest423 Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,304	hows it hangin buckeye? to bad we didn't live closer so we could hit the greens with some greens and some drinks together!
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08-09-2006, 01:32 AM	#6
buckeye-leaf cannabis enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: a bowling alley Posts: 1,334	its goin great man, yourself? yeah I wish more of my buddies liked to golf, only have 2 friends that enjoy golfing so most of time I go out on the course by myself I think it helps me to relax. Im pretty good at the par 3's but give me a par 5 and usually I get a bogey or double bogey . take care Time see you in chat sometime Buckeye
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08-09-2006, 09:43 AM	#7
Guest423 Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,304	yeah i'm not the greatest either but this is only my 3rd or 4th year, some days i can light it up, i scored a 42 on a 9 before and the best i've got on an 18 is 87. it's a tough sport to be consistant at, i go to relax but some days golf can get me pissed lol....we'll catch up in chat! peace
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08-09-2006, 10:08 AM	#8
Old Soul Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: what? Posts: 1,105	I like frisbee golf myself. I never slice a drive with my discs. Lots of nice courses in Arizona. Old Soul
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08-09-2006, 10:11 AM	#9
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Hi guys, I like golf. I play in the 50's. I refuse to play if its any colder. HAHA..j/k Seed
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08-11-2006, 09:07 PM	#10
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Here's a skit with Robin Williams on how golf was invented. LOL https://www.dump.com/links.php?link=7...ular&p=1&r=all
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