[Ganjaganjakush]

my older sister ate a teaspoon of coconout oil i had soaked 400g of rosin chips in, next morning my phone is blown up saying i dosed her with lsd and that she was running through the woods tripping balls and i need to come baby sit cuz i did this to her lol, i told her only to et little bit

[rykus]

ive seen a few people green out from weed and oil smoking, but the funniest for me was when i was a teen and a few kids from down across the border came up to party in BC, we all where a few drinks in when we decided to go for a smoke break, i pulled out a relatively small joint that got some flack from the circle, but i knew it was the last little bit of some really killer stuff i had saved for a bit.

anyways we all got a puff or two, was getting small and i didnt think it would do the rounds again so i almost put it out, but one of the American kids was like fuck that, lets smoke that shit down, lol so i obliged gratiously with a smile... didnt see much of those kids after so i went to find them and they where both outside doing lawn angels looking quite ill. lol

booze probably contributed but after the flack for my tiny joint i was pretty amused to say the least.... when BHO first hit in the early 2000's i saw a few parties saved by discreetly giving the loud drunk guy a bong rip,lol. shit greened out a few of my friends in those early days.

[Sforza]

Quite a few years ago, I grew a crop of ganja. I used some buds and butter to make ghee then gave it to my wife who made oatmeal cookies with the butter. I had a few of them and they were good but not too strong to me, but I was smoking all day, every day at that time, so I had built up quite a tolerance.

My wife's little old Grandmother from Holland was visiting us at the time. She saw the cookies and asked for one, but my wife told her no, that they weren't good for her.

Granny was tiny, so my wife hid the cookies by putting them in a cupboard over the refrigerator, out of granny's reach.

Granny was short, but she wasn't stupid, because when my wife wasn't watching, granny got up on a chair and got into the cookies. I think my wife said that she ate more than one. They were pretty tasty. I wasn't around, but my wife tells me that granny had one hell of a trip until she finally came down.

[Dropped Cat]

My first funny reaction was related to, well, me.

Way back when, junior year HS, I and a tight group
smoked some mixed salad of buds, hashish and
crushed 'ludes.

First hour was chili and music watching couple dudes
play billiards, after that I got up and spins and body
numbness made my way out to the car we had, sat and
tripped balls watching the trees sway to and fro and become
knights mounted on horses jousting.

Passed out and was left in the car overnight to sleep it off.

Came to the next morning, staggered out the car to piss the
morning piss, only to embarrassingly realize the whole family
seeing me from their kitchen breakfast table, with my dick in my
hand watering their hedges.

Was difficult to live that one down, but I managed.

[resinryder]

Originally Posted by Dropped Cat

My first funny reaction was related to, well, me.

Way back when, junior year HS, I and a tight group
smoked some mixed salad of buds, hashish and
crushed 'ludes.

First hour was chili and music watching couple dudes
play billiards, after that I got up and spins and body
numbness made my way out to the car we had, sat and
tripped balls watching the trees sway to and fro and become
knights mounted on horses jousting.

Passed out and was left in the car overnight to sleep it off.

Came to the next morning, staggered out the car to piss the
morning piss, only to embarrassingly realize the whole family
seeing me from their kitchen breakfast table, with my dick in my
hand watering their hedges.

Was difficult to live that one down, but I managed.

Smoking lude's will do that to ya. Been there done that.

[Dawn Patrol]

Buddy I've smoked with all my life moves a few states away. We keep in touch through the interwebs and Xboxlive and all is good. We've smoked all kinds of shit together and never had any issues.

He makes new connections so he has weed and makes a trip home with some of his newly acquired stash. We are drinking, doing shots and smoke some of this stash and all is good. He leaves me with a good bye present - a nice fat cola and I thank him.

I had just started growing again, old bag seed and some newly acquired Dutch genetics, nothing special so I thought everything was good. Did about three one hit bowls of this shit and suddenly it was all bad!

Racy, paranoid thoughts ran through my head. I was headed for my grow to destroy it before the cops got there (I fucking KNEW they were coming) only I couldn't get off the bed to actually do anything. Regretted ever popping the first seed, swearing to myself I would not grow anything else again in my life! Raging paranoia and totally convinced I was dosed with PCP or meth or some other shit and that I was going to prison for the rest of my life!!

About 3 hours pass (wouldn't wish them on anyone) and I get my shit together I call my buddy and rip him a new one for giving me laced bud - I specifically called it meth pot (Note: I know absolutely nothing about meth - never tried it, don't know anybody who has either but it must have seemed somehow appropriate in my mind).

He laughs his ass off, calls me a giant pussy and then proceeds to tell me how the same thing happened to him the first time he smoked a bunch of the same stuff. According to him it was an Appalachian mountain grown sativa strain and the plant was over 10' tall. That shit gave me the willies!

[SheltonThompson]

Originally Posted by 420somewhere

And we decided to have a Safety Meeting and head down to my six person turbo tent.

We had one young woman how had never smoked weed. We loaded the pipe for her and she got pretty stoned (so did everyone else).

We asked where she was from and she started singing "oHIo" and couldn't stop.

oHIo

Hahah, always makes for a fun experience when someone's smoking weed for the first time. I don't really have anything as exciting as your guys stories, but thanks for sharing. They made for interesting reads!

[vapeorbong]

fall of 2001:
buddy- "no way im smoking that...you can see the coke or shit spinkled all over it dude" (buddy did NO drugs haha)
me- "lol, its not coke dude, its the weed crystals..read a hightimes!...that means its good and wasnt shipped in a brick from mexico with chemicals and dead bugs in it"
buddy"dude, ive seen weed liek 20 times, that shit is not weed"
me-"ok, watch me smoke it"

he hit the blunt like half way in......yes we smoked blunts back then, we also smoked cigs i know its no good

[Betterhaff]

Hmmm...which story to tell. Knew this guy that moved a lot of weight and always had good stuff. But the really good stuff he kept in his special stash box. Went there one night with some friends, one of whom had never met the guy. We coaxed him to break out the special stuff which he did and rolled 2 joints from 2 different baggies. After passing them around, the one friend jumps up and screams "Oh my God", starts walking around in circles and finally ends up curled in a ball in the corner. We couldn't tell if he was laughing or crying but we were off the wall just watching.

[Cvh]

Several years ago I gave my uncle a big joint of some homegrown White Widow. He smoked it in less then 3 min. Beign obnoxious as he always is he started laughing and making fun of me he could easily smoke 10 of these. A little side note he had zero tolerance, he only toked a few times in his entire life. I didn't say nothing to him mocking me. A few moments later he fell silent and starting staring into the distance. Long story short it was the last time he ever made fun off me and I think he might never toke again.