[Douglas.Curtis]

Last year I handed someone a couple grams of cannabis.
Medium density, super frosty, powerful spicy aroma, delicious.

I talk to the guy a week later and get his reaction. The first words out of his mouth are:

"That doesn't even smell like cannabis! What is it?"


Wait... wait, what??!! LOL

Never had the heart to ask him what cannabis is supposed to smell like, or what kinda cannabis he's been getting. Thought it was a really strange comment from a guy over 40, who'd been living in Colorado for decades.

Anyone else get a reaction to your cannabis that made you want to fall over laughing?

Douglas

[resinryder]

Similar reactions here. But nothing a funny as watching a first timer after a few hits on the oil rig.

[Babbabud]

gave a friend a dab of rosin.... he was out like a light with his eyes wide open ... for a second I thought i was going to have to start cpr ... scared the hell out of me. Took a cpl hours before he could even talk . Never seen anything like it . I thought the mofo was dead for a minute. Wasnt funny at the time ... I get a good laugh now

[420somewhere]

And we decided to have a Safety Meeting and head down to my six person turbo tent.

We had one young woman how had never smoked weed. We loaded the pipe for her and she got pretty stoned (so did everyone else).

We asked where she was from and she started singing "oHIo" and couldn't stop.

oHIo

[Tynehead Tom]

I used to have this buddy glenn, awesome guy in every regard.
Could drink the best of em under the table and still stumble home.
But the real good weed? Glenn was know for destroying furniture when he got too high because he would just instantly black out standing and literally fall over face first like a chainsawed cedar tree. It was real funny but cost me a nice glass topped coffee table, glenn got 12 stitches in the head LOL and another time he crashed face first into a pantry closet, destroying the doors. ahhhh fun times, wonder whatever happened to that guy

[7thson]

The crappie flop.

[WelderDan]

I told a guy once to "be careful with that, it'll grab you by the boo-boo." And he replied "I smoke the best shit money can buy!"

My buddy just snickered and said "don't say he didn't warn you."

About 3 hits later, old boy was looking pale. He made an attempt at a 4th hit, but just hacked and coughed and had to sit down. The neighbor chick was looking woozy, and said she was going home. She made it down the alley, but had to stop half way up the stairs because she thought she would fall.

Meanwhile, Mr. "I smoke the best shit.." was green. He refused any more, so me and my bro polished off the rest. Dude had to call his wife to come get him 'cause he couldn't drive.

He called my bro the next day and said we laced the joint because he never got that stoned off pot before. My bro assured him it was just pot, but he was positive we dosed him.

[Douglas.Curtis]

You guys reminded me of a hot-knifing story.

Kid walks into a room where a couple guys have a newspaper funnel on a table and some knives heating up on the stove. Kid asks, "What're ya doing?"

The nice fellows explain they're hot knifing some very potent hash and ask if he would like some. The kid accepts with enthusiasm and the fellows say "Here, sit in this chair."

Kid asks why and is told it's to keep him from hitting his head on the floor when he blacks out. Kid laughs, really hard and tells them he doesn't need a chair, he'll be "just fine." So the fellows set the kid up with the cone and grab a hot knife.

They press a nice bit of hash between the hot and cold knives and the kid inhales a huge hit. Promptly blacks out and falls over backward, cracking his head on the floor.

A few minutes later, the kid comes to and asks how he got on the floor. They explain he blacked out and hit his head, a theory quickly discarded by the kid. "No way, let's do that again."

So the willing fellows set the kid up with another bit of hash and watch a replay of the first hit. Complete with head cracking against the floor and bewilderment about how they got there.

"Want another hit?"

"You bet, but I'm going to sit down first, the floor is hard."

LOLOLOL

I figured the kid would have learned on the first try, sure showed me wrong. lol

[DemonTrich]

My retired army -Vietnam nam.uncle was out of his pain pills so I hooked him up with a nice Original Glue 4 joint. I told him it's very potent and to take it easy. Of course he didn't listen, and calls me half joint later, about 1 hr, and says wtf did you give me? Stuff in VN was nothing like this. Can you come over? Lol

I had to babysit my 66yr old uncle for 4 hrs

[mr.brunch]

I have a good friend who was always picky about weed " I only like amnesia or haze" he would say , and complain about anything else.

So I gave him a fat joint of my kqk X chem ibl , and tried not to laugh as he near on choked on the richness of the smoke, And tried to tell me it was nice at the same time.
Nothing like fresh untouched weed