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04-25-2016, 11:19 PM
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04-26-2016, 02:21 AM
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YOUR DAILY DUMB ASS:
Alabama preacher says sex is the biggest reason for homelessness, abuse and lowers your IQ
A preacher in Alabama wants you to know that sex will kill your brain cells, make you homeless and was brought by God as a means of punishing people, so you really shouldn’t be enjoying it as much as you do. Many right-wing religious have deep and profound problems with sex. They want to regulate when you can have it, how you can have it and who you can have it with. But, this guy has taken the anti-sex philosophy to a whole new level of hostility. “Sex has never been ordained by God,” he says sitting behind two phallic lighthouses. “In fact, it was the first sin, Adam and Eve and the serpent. And you see what happened to the serpent on that. But, like I say, sex is the problem. Read more
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04-26-2016, 02:30 AM
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'This is not a scrotum dryer':
Swimming pools forced to put up signs forbidding men from using hair dryers on their privates in Iceland
An Icelandic swimming pool has been forced to put up signs forbidding men from using hair dryers on their privates. The notice was put up by managers at the Sundhollin pool, in the Icelandic capital of Reykjavik, after they received complaints from swimmers. One disgruntled visitor Haraldur Jónasson decided to do something about it and wrote an article for a local paper under the title 'This is not a scrotum dryer.' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...m_content=link
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04-26-2016, 02:40 AM
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This guy is both a Hero and a Weirdo....
safe twitter link... https://amp.twimg.com/v/b73de87e-231...4-e4d5f85fd14a
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04-26-2016, 03:57 AM
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04-26-2016, 04:21 AM
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Yikes
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04-26-2016, 12:46 PM
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Giggling Woman Flashes Spectacular Boobs Behind NBC’s Pete Suratos
That’s one way to get people to pay more attention to the news.
A mundane TV news story about a Hillary Clinton fundraiser raised a lot of fun for viewers after a boob-flashing woman photobombed the reporter. NBC Bay Area reporter Pete Suratos was doing a live remote Friday night when a Reese Witherspoon look-alike snuck in behind him, according to RawStory.com. A few seconds later, the giggling woman lifted up her shirt and flashed her breasts. Warning BOOBS
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04-26-2016, 04:19 PM
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04-26-2016, 04:58 PM
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all news should include some boobs......yeehaw
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04-27-2016, 03:45 AM
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More Headlines:
Lawyer Says Client Is Not That Guilty.
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