[Robrites]

Entire Police Force in Colorado Quits, Abandoning Their Posts — Town Doesn’t Descend into Chaos

Green Mountain Falls, CO — Without giving any reason whatsoever, the entire Green Mountain Police department in Colorado has quit.

The chief of police announced his resignation on Tuesday and he was quickly followed by all the other officers. It has now been 4 days and, remarkably, the town of Green Mountain Falls does not look like a scene out of Mad Max.

“In an election year there’s always some people who choose to stay and some people who choose to go, and I think that happens at every level of government,” Green Mountain Falls Mayor Jane Newberry said.

Despite giving no reason, it is likely that the department disagreed with the local politics and reacted by abandoning their duty as public servants — thereby illustrating the irrelevance of their job in the first place.

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[IndicaIsland]

Subbed!

[Chunkypigs]

maybe not soooo funny, The DeAngelo's get the first local grow permits… subbed
https://www.montereycountyweekly.com/...7e6feb2f6.html

[Green Squall]

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oh my god that is unreal! hahaha

[Slim Pickens]

Originally Posted by Green Squall

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oh my god that is unreal! hahaha

Just imagine the ugly progeny that would come from the union of these 2 people.

The world recoils at the prospect.

[420somewhere]

Originally Posted by Robrites

Every state and nation has unusual people and unusual headlines. Post your favorites here with comments and a link to the full story.

[Slim Pickens]

Originally Posted by Slim Pickens

Just imagine the ugly progeny that would come from the union of these 2 people.

The world recoils at the prospect.

What about the gene-pool?Won't someone think of the gene-pool???

I will be totally honest.I thought that pic of the woman was a shopped pic of Cruz.The resemblance is uncanny...and slightly stomach turning.

That woman didn't even know he wasn't the president.

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[Robrites]

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Farmer Bill Dies in House

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

[Robrites]

Some 40% of female gas station employees in Metro Detroit are women, up from almost none a year ago. (Detroit News article)

Marijuana Issue Sent To A Joint Committee (Toronto Star headline)

Publicize your business absolutely free! Send $6. (Entrepreneur Magazine ad)

Gators To Face Seminoles With Peters Out (The Tallahassee Bugle)

Messiah Climaxes In Chorus Of Hallelujahs (The Anchorage, Alaska Times)

Married Priests In Catholic Church A Long Time Coming (The New Haven, Connecticut Register)

Governor Chiles Offers Rare Opportunity To Goose Hunters (The Tallahassee Democrat)

Would She Climb To The Top Of Mr. Everest Again? Absolutely! (The Houston Chronicle)

Governor's Penis Busy [should be "Pen Is"] (The New Haven, Connecticut Register)

Thanks To President Clinton, Staff Sgt. Fruer Now Has A Son

Clinton Places Dickey In Gore's Hands (Bangor Maine News)

Starr Aghast At First Lady Sex Position (The Washington Times)

Clinton Stiff On Withdrawal (The Bosnia Bugle)

Long Island Stiffens For Lili's Blow (Newsday)

Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax (San Antonio Times)

Rose Petroleum Jelly Keeps Idle Tools Rust-free (Chicago Daily News)

Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders (The Miami Herald)

[Capt.Ahab]

Badass of the week.

"With a mighty yell, the 5' 7" tall Sergeant shouted "I WILL KILL YOU ALL RARARARGHGHGHHH!!!!!!!" in his native language, ripped the machine gun up off its fucking tripod, and started firing indiscriminately at everything around him in one gigantic Rambo-style clusterfuck of munchy crunchy full-metal-jacketed carnage. "

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