[Robrites]

An 18-year-old man was arrested early Sunday on suspicion of driving while high on marijuana after he crashed into a marijuana dispensary in Happy Valley.

Alan Alcantara hit an empty parked car near Stumptown Cannabis on Southeast 82nd Avenue around 1:05 a.m. and then crashed into the back wall of the business, according to a probable cause affidavit. He caused more than $1,000 in damages to the other car and the building, court papers said.

Alcantara's passenger was taken to a hospital with a concussion, and Alcantara admitted to a Clackamas County sheriff's deputy to using marijuana before the crash, the affidavit said. He was booked into the Clackamas County Jail on suspicion of driving under the influence of intoxicants, reckless driving, reckless endangering, criminal mischief and fourth-degree assault.

A worker at Stumptown Cannabis said Tuesday that the business was closed at the time of the crash and that boards have been put up on the wall that was hit.

-- Everton Bailey Jr.
oregonlive.com

[Green Squall]

MOHTON, Pa. – Police say a central Pennsylvania man beat his friend for refusing to eat some ramen noodles.


Brecknock Township police say 23-year-old Brian Douglas Hunter had cooked the noodles about 11:30 p.m. Thursday and became angry when his 20-year-old friend refused to eat them.


Police say Hunter punched the other man in the right eye 10 to 15 times. Police say the victim had bruises, swelling and a 1-inch cut under his eye.


Online court records don't list an attorney or arraignment information for Hunter. Police say he's being charged with simple assault and harassment.

[shithawk420]

haha that's hilarious GS! eating the ramen would be worse then the beating lol

[Robrites]

[HOPS5K]

Steamboat Springs, Colorado - 11:41 p.m. Officers were called to a report of a kid in a camouflage hoodie who appeared to be stealing a Swisher Sweet from a gas station in the first block of Anglers Drive. Police did not find any evidence that the kid stole a Swisher Sweet.

[kaochiu]

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36711288

An enraged Australian man called police after his father burned his prized cannabis plants in a bonfire, reports say.

The father, who lives in the Northern Territory town of Humpty Doo, reportedly set the plants ablaze after repeated disputes with his son.

Police said the son called them as he believed burning the plants was a worse crime than drug possession.

Police said neither man would face any charges.

"Things came to a head yesterday evening and the father allegedly threw all of his son's cannabis plants onto the bonfire and completely destroyed them," Duty Superintendent Jorgensen told the Australian Broadcasting Corp.

"This enraged the son, he called us and told us everything basically."

[Robrites]

CARLISLE, Pa. — A central Pennsylvania man was charged Thursday after police say he sprayed fluid used to embalm a human brain on marijuana that he then smoked.

State police in Carlisle charged Joshua Lee Long, 26, with abuse of a corpse and conspiracy.

Court records indicate Long's aunt contacted detectives on June 21 after finding a human brain in a department store bag under a porch while cleaning out a trailer.

Long allegedly told her during a phone conversation from the Cumberland County jail that he used the formaldehyde-soaked pot to get high.

"The defendant related that he knew it was illegal to have the brain and that he and (another man) would spray the embalming fluid on 'weed' to get high," wrote Trooper John Boardman, the investigator.

Court records indicate a coroner concluded the brain was real and that Long supposedly named it Freddy.

The coroners who examined the brain believe it was most likely a stolen teaching specimen, according to the arrest affidavit.

Long remains in jail, and court records did not list a lawyer for him.

[Robrites]

BEND, Ore. — Court records show a police corporal in central Oregon was cited after crashing his patrol car into a doughnut shop.

The Bulletin reports that records show Bend Cpl. Robert Emerson was fined $260 for the March incident.

Oregon State Police say Emerson collided with a pickup truck, slid across an intersection, hit a pedestrian and smashed into the Dough Nut. According to Bulletin archives, no shop employees or customers were injured.

Emerson and pedestrian Brian Zacher of Tualatin were taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

Bend Police Chief Jim Porter says the corporal likely had his emergency lights and siren activated and was responding to a report of someone fleeing in a stolen vehicle. Porter says the department is still deciding whether or not to discipline Emerson.

-- The Associated Press

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-no..._cited_in.html

[Green Squall]

Police say they are doing extra patrols in a Winston-Salem neighborhood after two children reported seeing a clown trying to lure kids into the woods with treats.

Police said in a news release that officers were called to the area around 8:30 p.m. Sunday.

The suspect allegedly tried to lure the kids with treats. The suspect was reportedly seen by two children and heard, but not seen, by one adult. The suspect fled the area when officers arrived.

The "clown" was described as wearing white overalls, white gloves, red shoes with red bushy hair, a white face and a red nose.

About four hours later, a caller who refused to give a name reported another sighting about 2 miles away. Police say again they found no evidence of a clown.

Several unverified clown sightings in northern South Carolina have been in the news recently.

In the Greenville area, multiple law enforcement agencies are investigating a rash of incidents involving clown sightings at apartment complexes and other areas of Greenville and Spartanburg counties according to FoxCarolina.com.

Deputies in Greenville County said the clowns were initially seen in wooded areas, where they allegedly tried to entice children to join them, but sightings have now increased with reports that clowns were also knocking on the doors of homes.

Investigators said no conclusive photo or video evidence has surfaced.

New of the sighting became public after Fox Carolina received a letter that was sent out to residents at the Fleetwood Manor Apartments on August 24th.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/05...lina-city.html

[Green Squall]

Reports of “killer clowns” have emerged in three new states, as Virginia, Florida and Colorado struggle with Internet rumors and reported sightings that have left several towns shaken.

Residents and authorities in Palm Bay, Fla., have been on high alert since a resident reported seeing two “creepy clowns” staring at her from across a road as she walked her dog. And in Marion County, Fla., deputies are concerned after it emerged that a Facebook viral video, depicting a clown standing silently on the side of the road in the dark, had been filmed along a main thoroughfare in the area.

The video has more than a million views on Facebook.

In Henrico County, Va., a mother and daughter captured a “creepy clown” leering at them from another car during rush hour.
The clown matches the description of another creepy carnival act, reported to be hanging out near the edge of a forest in nearby Augusta County, Va. Authorities there responded to a 911 call from a father fishing with his two children just after 9 p.m. on Saturday.

According to the police report, the father “was approached by two separate vehicles leaving the area at a high rate of speed. Both vehicles stopped to warn him that several people in the adjacent woodland area were dressed up as clowns. According to the caller, the people leaving the area were pretty upset over the clown sightings.”

Authorities were not able to locate the clowns.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/28...-colorado.html