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07-30-2006, 11:12 PM

what would it be and why? i would be a bird so i could fly freely around wherever i wanted. and you guys/girls.....

Nate · 07-30-2006, 11:15 PM

Giant Sea Turtle.

Nuff said.

motaco · 07-30-2006, 11:26 PM

a horse.

can you imagine having a giant wang like that? it would be awesome.

07-30-2006, 11:27 PM

lol

07-30-2006, 11:27 PM

you don't have to be a horse to have a "horse" know what i'm sayin?

Irishslappop · 07-30-2006, 11:28 PM

^ no.

i'd be a sloth.

motaco · 07-30-2006, 11:32 PM

no I was kidding. I'd be a walrus. they have a larger penis actually.

for real though I guess I'd have to be a monkey. or a bird for the boring answer. if your a bird you can fly. which is great.

but I was watching this show on monkeys and they were in india stealing fruit, cigarettes, beer, etc. I gotta admit it would be cool to be a drunk monkey in india.

I suppose I could do that now if I wanted to really. but it would be more socially acceptable if I was a monkey u know.

1TWISTEDTRUCKER · 07-30-2006, 11:34 PM

BumbleBee
Cause they always have a buzz on.

07-30-2006, 11:44 PM

If I had 1 ultimate choice I'd go w/ edward abbey (Author/environmentalist) and choose the "turkey vulture"...a giant bird w/ no real enemies, who can fly like an eagle...and eat damn near anything.

However in reality I'm more like a wolverine than any other animal (the real animal NOT the comic book guy)...I've never even read an issue (no offense to fans).

I'm extremely solitary, I live by my own rules, and although I'm no giant I can scrap w/ the biggest bears out there....ya dig?

wolverines are hunters, but also scavengers...and they can and do let other animals do their killing for them...then they take it away....and that even means taking kills from wolves and bears.

if trapped, they will bite their own leg off to get away.

wolverines are related to skunks and badgers (mustelide family) and they will skunk up a kill and even sleep inside a carcass to keep it.

...pound for pound there really isnt an animal more badass than a wolverine.

when OG was around some of u may remember me as alaska_wolverine

thats all
-yukon

Laxpunker · 07-30-2006, 11:49 PM

I'd have to go with the Wolf. They really are one of the most dignified animals around, and their endurance is great. I can barely run 12 miles these days, wolves can run all night and not feel a damn thing.

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Nate Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: USA Posts: 105	Giant Sea Turtle. Nuff said. __________________ "NateTheGreat" Apollo's Thunder! "...See, the law changes and I don't. How I stand vis-à-vis the law at any given moment depends on the law. ...I consider myself a road man for the lords of karma." ---Hunter Thompson, 2003
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motaco Old School Cottonmouth Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The road to Nowhere. But it's a long way away and it's going day by day so it's alright. Posts: 2,200	a horse. can you imagine having a giant wang like that? it would be awesome. __________________ The point I'm trying to make here... is that there there ain't no point to it. Thats all it is. Because there ain't no point. You didn't ask to come here and you sure can't choose how to leave. You don't know when you're going to go. So don't take this shit serious now. You better have some fun and plenty of it. Because when the shit is over and you ask for a refund its too late. All I can tell you is to keep some sunshine on your face. -Mudbone
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Irishslappop Ganja struetu? Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 681	^ no. i'd be a sloth. __________________ 1 God 2 God Red God Blue God
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07-30-2006, 11:32 PM	#7
motaco Old School Cottonmouth Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The road to Nowhere. But it's a long way away and it's going day by day so it's alright. Posts: 2,200	no I was kidding. I'd be a walrus. they have a larger penis actually. for real though I guess I'd have to be a monkey. or a bird for the boring answer. if your a bird you can fly. which is great. but I was watching this show on monkeys and they were in india stealing fruit, cigarettes, beer, etc. I gotta admit it would be cool to be a drunk monkey in india. I suppose I could do that now if I wanted to really. but it would be more socially acceptable if I was a monkey u know. __________________ The point I'm trying to make here... is that there there ain't no point to it. Thats all it is. Because there ain't no point. You didn't ask to come here and you sure can't choose how to leave. You don't know when you're going to go. So don't take this shit serious now. You better have some fun and plenty of it. Because when the shit is over and you ask for a refund its too late. All I can tell you is to keep some sunshine on your face. -Mudbone
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1TWISTEDTRUCKER Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Matrix, living The Dabbing Life Posts: 3,496	BumbleBee Cause they always have a buzz on. __________________ A country boy can survive
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Guest Guest Posts: n/a	If I had 1 ultimate choice I'd go w/ edward abbey (Author/environmentalist) and choose the "turkey vulture"...a giant bird w/ no real enemies, who can fly like an eagle...and eat damn near anything. However in reality I'm more like a wolverine than any other animal (the real animal NOT the comic book guy)...I've never even read an issue (no offense to fans). I'm extremely solitary, I live by my own rules, and although I'm no giant I can scrap w/ the biggest bears out there....ya dig? wolverines are hunters, but also scavengers...and they can and do let other animals do their killing for them...then they take it away....and that even means taking kills from wolves and bears. if trapped, they will bite their own leg off to get away. wolverines are related to skunks and badgers (mustelide family) and they will skunk up a kill and even sleep inside a carcass to keep it. ...pound for pound there really isnt an animal more badass than a wolverine. when OG was around some of u may remember me as alaska_wolverine thats all -yukon
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07-30-2006, 11:49 PM	#10
Laxpunker The fundamental things apply Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 482	I'd have to go with the Wolf. They really are one of the most dignified animals around, and their endurance is great. I can barely run 12 miles these days, wolves can run all night and not feel a damn thing.
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