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shaggyballs · 03-03-2016, 12:12 AM

Hamptons Police Department Plan Medical Marijuana Program

It looks like they may take drug raid cannabis and start a dispensary..WTF
On Thursday, the Hamptons Police Department announced plans to start its own medical marijuana cultivation program and dispensary.

Police spokesman Larry Hirsch briefed reporters on the new program:

“The East End has a need for a reliable and consistent source of cannabis for medicinal uses, and we feel that we are especially suitable to become a supplier of this. We are currently pricing out greenhouse systems and expect to receive authorization and begin cultivation before the spring.”

Hirsch also mentioned that police hope to use local inmates, many of whom are quite familiar with the cultivation of marijuana, to do the grunt work on the project, including planting, cutting and bagging duties.

In response to a reporter’s question, Hirsch acknowledged that the Hamptons Police Department already has a substantial quantity of marijuana in storage—the result of drug seizures—but he wasn’t clear if that supply would be tapped to get the dispensary up and running sooner.

“We need to do more testing on that to determine its quality,” Hirsch stated, noting that the department has various strains in evidence, including “Bonac Blowout,” which was recently acquired by a competing medicinal marijuana dispenser. “We’ve got our guys on it.”

Oliver Pantsoff · 03-03-2016, 12:47 AM

Wow, thats crazy. Never thought I would say this, but I hope they get infested with broad/hemp russet mites in there greenhouse!!!!

OP

_tessarecting · 03-03-2016, 12:49 AM

What

Wow

MrBungle · 03-03-2016, 01:01 AM

sounds like an onion article

_tessarecting · 03-03-2016, 01:02 AM

True...wheres the sauce on this?

_tessarecting · 03-03-2016, 01:11 AM

https://www.danspapers.com/2016/02/ha...juana-program/

Not sure how credible danspapers is...

igrowone · 03-03-2016, 01:14 AM

did a search, found this: https://www.danspapers.com/2016/02/ha...juana-program/
looks like a legitimate paper(maybe)
otherwise, i do get the urge to lol, this is the twilight zone realized

edit: missed the above post, treading old ground, just too wierd

MrBungle · 03-03-2016, 01:19 AM

looks like we found the satirical section of danspapers

"Dan’s Papers, the iconic mainstay publication of Long Island’s East End for more than 50 years, founded by Dan Rattiner, continues the tradition of being a truly unique editorial offering. With commentary that is timely, whimsical, satirical and real, each week Dan’s Papers features a mix of wit and wisdom you won’t find anywhere else."

_tessarecting · 03-03-2016, 01:22 AM

Thank god this isn't actually happening. At least not this...
And thank you for your pivitol investigative work gentlemen.
/end thread

The Revolution · 03-03-2016, 01:29 AM

There's no way in hell this is real.. lol.

03-03-2016, 12:12 AM	#1
shaggyballs Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Hold your hand up...right about there! Posts: 1,975	WTF police growing and selling cannabis, inmates do all the work, cops get rich! Hamptons Police Department Plan Medical Marijuana Program It looks like they may take drug raid cannabis and start a dispensary..WTF On Thursday, the Hamptons Police Department announced plans to start its own medical marijuana cultivation program and dispensary. Police spokesman Larry Hirsch briefed reporters on the new program: “The East End has a need for a reliable and consistent source of cannabis for medicinal uses, and we feel that we are especially suitable to become a supplier of this. We are currently pricing out greenhouse systems and expect to receive authorization and begin cultivation before the spring.” Hirsch also mentioned that police hope to use local inmates, many of whom are quite familiar with the cultivation of marijuana, to do the grunt work on the project, including planting, cutting and bagging duties. In response to a reporter’s question, Hirsch acknowledged that the Hamptons Police Department already has a substantial quantity of marijuana in storage—the result of drug seizures—but he wasn’t clear if that supply would be tapped to get the dispensary up and running sooner. “We need to do more testing on that to determine its quality,” Hirsch stated, noting that the department has various strains in evidence, including “Bonac Blowout,” which was recently acquired by a competing medicinal marijuana dispenser. “We’ve got our guys on it.” __________________ Vote no to legalize cannabis or else! HydroBuddy Nute calculator Ins and outs of Pythium OVERGROW FAQ SEEDPAC Politically Active Cannabis Fighting for Michigan's Medical Marihuana Patients and Caregivers rights I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
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03-03-2016, 12:47 AM	#2
Oliver Pantsoff Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Guantanamo Bay Posts: 998	Wow, thats crazy. Never thought I would say this, but I hope they get infested with broad/hemp russet mites in there greenhouse!!!! OP
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03-03-2016, 12:49 AM	#3
_tessarecting ஓ Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 3,852	What Wow __________________
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03-03-2016, 01:01 AM	#4
MrBungle Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 1,112	sounds like an onion article
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03-03-2016, 01:02 AM	#5
_tessarecting ஓ Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 3,852	True...wheres the sauce on this? __________________
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03-03-2016, 01:11 AM	#6
_tessarecting ஓ Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 3,852	https://www.danspapers.com/2016/02/ha...juana-program/ Not sure how credible danspapers is... __________________
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03-03-2016, 01:14 AM	#7
igrowone Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: NY Posts: 3,980	did a search, found this: https://www.danspapers.com/2016/02/ha...juana-program/ looks like a legitimate paper(maybe) otherwise, i do get the urge to lol, this is the twilight zone realized edit: missed the above post, treading old ground, just too wierd __________________ current grow: www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?p=7872194
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03-03-2016, 01:19 AM	#8
MrBungle Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 1,112	looks like we found the satirical section of danspapers "Dan’s Papers, the iconic mainstay publication of Long Island’s East End for more than 50 years, founded by Dan Rattiner, continues the tradition of being a truly unique editorial offering. With commentary that is timely, whimsical, satirical and real, each week Dan’s Papers features a mix of wit and wisdom you won’t find anywhere else."
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03-03-2016, 01:22 AM	#9
_tessarecting ஓ Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 3,852	Thank god this isn't actually happening. At least not this... And thank you for your pivitol investigative work gentlemen. /end thread __________________
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03-03-2016, 01:29 AM	#10
The Revolution Banned Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,202	There's no way in hell this is real.. lol.
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