[Herbies]

Its competition time again!

To win a a 10 pack of seeds just follow these steps!

1. Link to your favorite seeds on any of our three sites, www.herbiesheadshop.com, www.autofloweringseeds.com or www.herbiespicknmixseeds.com. If you win, you'll get a pack of 10 of your chosen seeds

2. Tell us a joke.

Thats it.... good luck

Limited to 3 entries per person please.

Winner will be the one with the joke that makes us laugh the most

Competition ends 31st May 2015 winner to be announced 1st June.

[stonedwarrior]

https://www.herbiesheadshop.com/soma-...sed-seeds-1776

two blondes and a brunette walk into a bar. the blondes i understand but the brunette should have ducked...

(pause for effect)

Thank you!

[Pinball Wizard]

https://www.herbiesheadshop.com/bomb-...sed-seeds-3229

...checking into a motel; I asked the lady night desk clerk if the porn channel was disabled?

She said.."No...it's regular porn...you sick bastard"

[ISM2]

https://www.herbiesheadshop.com/femal...sed-seeds-2946

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Herbie!
Herbie who?
Her be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes!

Silly, I know, but hope it made you laugh.

[Lester Beans]

https://www.herbiesheadshop.com/mobil...zed-seeds-3849

Jesus walks into a hotel, throws 3 nails on the counter and says, can you put me up for the night?

[waveguide]

https://www.herbiesheadshop.com/serio...-gum-seeds-328

i ordered from attitude and all of my seeds arrived safely, and none of them were intentionally crushed in their packaging by their fucking psycho packing staff!

j/k

[Bmac1]

https://www.herbiesheadshop.com/sin-c...-og-seeds-5476

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

[mad herbalist]

What gets dirtier the whiter it gets?

A politician

[unk1]

https://www.herbiesheadshop.com/bomb-...omb-seeds-2858

i ordered a hundred pack of lighters last week....if you haven't got lighters i feel bad for ya son, i got 99 lighters cuz bic forgot one!

[Magi101]

https://www.herbiesheadshop.com/grand...urp-seeds-3595

An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines.
He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat.
The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog.
The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans.
You are such a rude class of people.
Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.
Again he asked, "Please, lady.
May I sit there?
I'm very tired."
The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans!
Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.
The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.
You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand.
You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

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