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05-08-2015, 04:55 PM
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You know youre stoned when.....
You do the lawn mowing and you forget to put the cuttings basket back on to the lawnmower and you dont notice for about 15 minutes ....
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05-08-2015, 05:15 PM
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You know your stoned when you decide to drive the riding mower over the garden(to knock down the weeds), hit the rock (you've been meaning to move) and bend the blade on the mower up 45% and imbed it into the mower deck.
"BOOOOM"....Mower stalls and I'm going "FUUUUUCK" was the gist of it. |
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05-08-2015, 06:50 PM
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thanks TCS
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05-08-2015, 06:58 PM
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When you look for something for 10 minutes just to realize it's in your fucking hand... this happens like once a week for me
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05-08-2015, 07:07 PM
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05-08-2015, 07:38 PM
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Hi ho here we go
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I'd like some of the stuff you are smoking
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05-08-2015, 07:40 PM
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went to work in my socks before, so yeah there is that.
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Ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cured - Ureapwhatusow nobody every told me i found out for myself, you've got to believe in foolish miracles - o. osborne Although the masters make the rules For the wise men and the fools I got nothing, Ma, to live up to - b. Dylan |
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05-08-2015, 07:42 PM
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When you swear you're done eating tortilla chips because you're mouth is so dry that the chips turn into sand and you can barely swallow them... but you keep eating them anyway.
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05-08-2015, 07:49 PM
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when you put empty ice trays back in the freezer
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05-08-2015, 10:40 PM
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When you come out of the grocery store and your car is still running. Then you realize someone could have seriously stolen your car...and your dog who's in the backseat.
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