How can you tell if your a stoner... - Old Stoners Crash Pad - International Cannagraphic Magazine Forums

06-24-2006, 10:36 AM

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Originally posted on another site by cross eyed weed:

you know your a stoner if you ever lost your key and they were right in your hands.

you know your a stoner if you find your self dancing in front of the frig

you know your a stoner if you try to light the wrong end of a lighter for 10 minutes

you know your a stoner if you have more than one copy of up in smoke

you know your a stoner if there is a blackout and you use all your candles for light for your plants

You know you’re a stoner if you hide weed so would have some left by the end of the week but forget were you put it

You know you’re a stoner if you have a collection of high times in your bathroom

You know you’re a stoner if you get mad when people mess up the rotation , pass it to the left

You know if you’re a stoner if your funnier when you high. Then when your not

You know your a stoner if you go to whitecastle and order 30 burgers, 10 chocolate shakes and 20 large fries then realize you left your wallet at home.

cough_cough_eer · 06-24-2006, 04:18 PM

I was in line at wendys and look out the window at the pizza hut and realized I had already ordered a pizza, Doh' must of been that short term memory loss they speek of.

06-24-2006, 06:24 PM

You know your a stoner when you loose your roach clips then find them after you are done smokin' and burnt your fingers.

06-24-2006, 06:28 PM

you know your a stoner .......When you have a thread entitled "bump this thread if you high right now" and you seem to be they only person bumping it all the time.

**Babbabud** · 06-24-2006, 06:31 PM

hahhahahahha Cough that is hilarious and even funnier that you admit it

yourselfimage · 06-24-2006, 06:34 PM

I fall victim to looking for things that are in my hands all the time...Always good for a laugh

jaykush · 06-24-2006, 11:31 PM

you know your a stoner if your drinking a beer and all of a sudden you go to light a bowl and its just your beer

( ive done this many times and seen countless others do it)

stikky budz · 06-24-2006, 11:45 PM

,, you can't remember what the hell it is you're watching every time the ads come on.

Rosy Cheeks · 06-25-2006, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by stikky budz

,, you can't remember what the hell it is you're watching every time the ads come on.

If you forget what you're watching, you can always ask your locust...

06-25-2006, 12:57 PM

HAHHAHA. i ask my pet rock.

06-24-2006, 04:18 PM	#2
cough_cough_eer Anita Bonghitt Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,937	your makin us look bad, I was in line at wendys and look out the window at the pizza hut and realized I had already ordered a pizza, Doh' must of been that short term memory loss they speek of. __________________ ~The Avatar Thread~ Why is it that rich people are concidered eccentric and poor people are just wierd????
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06-24-2006, 06:31 PM	#5
Babbabud Bodhisattva of the Earth Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: N. Cal Posts: 9,535	hahhahahahha Cough that is hilarious and even funnier that you admit it __________________ (Medical Patient In Compliance) Nam myoho renge kyo !! Mugi wasshin your bud babba Peace/ Be here now Babba's Farm L.L.C.
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06-24-2006, 11:31 PM	#7
jaykush dirty black hands Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the old growth forest Posts: 4,990	you know your a stoner if your drinking a beer and all of a sudden you go to light a bowl and its just your beer ( ive done this many times and seen countless others do it) __________________ “Everything is written in the book of nature. This book is always open.” sepp holzer
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06-24-2006, 06:24 PM	#3
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	You know your a stoner when you loose your roach clips then find them after you are done smokin' and burnt your fingers.
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06-24-2006, 06:28 PM	#4
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	you know your a stoner .......When you have a thread entitled "bump this thread if you high right now" and you seem to be they only person bumping it all the time.
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06-24-2006, 06:34 PM	#6
yourselfimage Skiing Cannabis Cultivator Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In the woods Posts: 66	I fall victim to looking for things that are in my hands all the time...Always good for a laugh
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06-24-2006, 11:45 PM	#8
stikky budz Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: "classified" Posts: 289	,, you can't remember what the hell it is you're watching every time the ads come on.
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06-25-2006, 12:57 PM	#10
supa_andrew Guest Posts: n/a	HAHHAHA. i ask my pet rock.
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