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03-27-2015, 06:16 PM
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More hash tea...
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When it takes six hours to cut the lawn and you have to go three miles down a gravel road to town before you get cell coverage. Sure do miss it.
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03-27-2015, 06:18 PM
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if it smells like fish
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we got a new cell tower...yeehaw .. coverage improved a lot..
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03-27-2015, 08:06 PM
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03-28-2015, 03:34 AM
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If ya have to go 75 miles in any direction just to see a traffic light
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03-28-2015, 04:55 AM
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You know you live in the country if.......
the closest multiplex movie theater is 44 miles round trip, used to be 75 miles r/t until this latest one was built. nice to have a fresh facility with lounge style seating, cup holders etc... |
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03-28-2015, 06:01 AM
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If you gotta wait 30 to 45 minutes for 911
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03-28-2015, 06:55 AM
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04-02-2015, 04:19 AM
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When catfish/crappie for lunch and deer meat for dinner happens more than twice a week just cuz there's a freezer plum full that is closer than the grocery store.
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04-02-2015, 04:48 AM
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You know we are in the country when you buy a pair of gloves only to find they don't fit due to the fact you have one to many fingers and webbed feet.
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04-02-2015, 05:10 AM
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225+ miles to the nearest interstate and you poop in a bucket
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