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#41
02-22-2015, 07:38 AM
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You know you live in the country when you see or hear a car and wonder "what the hell are they doing way out here!"
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#42
02-22-2015, 02:23 PM
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You know you live in the country when you have to have a PO box because the mailman doesn't come out there.
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#43
02-22-2015, 02:24 PM
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You know you live in the country when the only grocery store 15 miles away is a piggly wiggly
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#44
02-22-2015, 04:17 PM
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I live so far in the country.....my driveway is over 1/4 of a mile ......nearest town to shop is 25 miles....a 4x4 is a necessity, we have 3.....my parents say I live so far out in the sticks that I have to pump in my sunshine.
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#45
02-22-2015, 04:35 PM
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Or you have 2 of eveything (pump parts, vehicles, well stocked pantry) in case one breaks down or you run out. 15 miles to a grocery store? A mere commute...try 42 mi!! Of course, been there done, that.
Recall the stars being so amazing! .....back in semi-rural. Kind of like near by city conveniences.
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#46
02-22-2015, 05:29 PM
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when the chickens fuck the hoot owl's,,,, and the owl's like it
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#47
02-23-2015, 03:51 PM
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You know you live in the country if.....
On a hot summer day, you work in your vegetable garden wearing nothing but boots and a straw hat... And your vegetable garden is in the front yard.. 
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#48
02-23-2015, 04:35 PM
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That's dangerous Bud,,,, unless Ya have a wall built shed fer Your pony. I have a huge shed for My pony.
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#49
02-23-2015, 05:18 PM
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When you park your Lamborghini at your doorstep and leave the doors open and the keys on...
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#50
03-24-2015, 11:59 PM
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You know you live in the country if.....
Your friends tell you they're going on a short vacation, and ask if you'll come over each day to feed their cats...... and their chickens.... and their rabbits..... and their horses..........
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