[armedoldhippy]

Originally Posted by stoned-trout

theres no traffic lights and only one lazy sheriff....yeehaw fuck da city

there is a town nearby that only turns on their red light for Christmas...

[armedoldhippy]

if you can sit on the porch in your rocker & shoot at your own mailbox, & the neighbors don't hear the rifle go off...

[stoned-trout]

when you want fresh fish ,,,you go get it..no parking lot,no cashier,,.guaranteed fresh......yeehaw...get sum... them 2 boulders to the right held fish.....

[Friend]

When you don't worry about the skunky air exhausting from the pungent grow space in the house, because there aren't any neighbors around to smell it.

When you stand on the front porch to smoke every day and nobody sees you do it

[NW Wheeze]

You know you live in the sticks when you piss outside the house more than you do inside the house. My wife shames me when she finds my failed attempts of piss-cursive words on the driveway.

[atk7]

Your sleep patterns are set so you can restoke the stove before it goes out and the house freezes up.

[Lester Beans]

When it snows, no one is going anywhere without a sled, road plowed, yeah right unless I do it with a backhoe. The bar has zero cars in the lot, even the bartender girl rides a sled to work. And finally when leaving the bar, the sheriff who is loaded insists on a sled race back to the hills lol.

I couldn't live in a city, just couldn't do it. I have to be able to touch off rounds whenever, tune race car motor at 3am, or let the full Marshall stack eat on 11 at anytime of the day or night. That's living!

[Former Guest]

You know you live in the country if you hear, "Customer Service to the gun counter" over the intercom.

[ghostmade]

Lol ^^^
U know you in the sticks if your neighbor pops up for a smoke riding a horse.c im a city boy and when i seen her coming i had to snap a pic.now thats the dream honeys riding up on horseback.

[stoned-trout]

when you go to play horse shoes and go into the barn to collect the horse shoes,,,..got woke up early to a horseshoe match..complete with bloody marys and beer on tap...yeehaw..me and pineapple won both matches...ya he is hawiian sp?...either way we won and got buzzed...yeehaw