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Capt.Ahab · 10-12-2015, 02:34 AM

You can walk out the door,load up and start hunting .

shithawk420 · 10-13-2015, 05:51 AM

If you have to pullover on the side of the road and wait for the big ass tractor to pass you

St. Phatty · 10-13-2015, 03:19 PM

You had 2 neighbors who have been feuding for 15 years, because they shot each other's dog (dead).

Before that, they were best friends.

But, when one of them died, the feud did not stop.

The living feuder (currently 68) chose to continue the feud with the brother, widow, and tenant (3 different people) of his previous feuding partner.

Most recently, that meant coming onto my property (heard about it the next day) with a rifle and a handgun, threatening to do un-specified damages to the 2 men he's trying to continue the feud with. That was in September 2013. His pupils were dilated as big as pupils go.

MicroRoy · 10-13-2015, 04:45 PM

You step outside and three does are sleeping in the yard.

TNTBudSticker · 10-14-2015, 09:38 PM

You know you live in the country if..........

You have the best looking girlfriend for 100's of miles.

and

You're flying EDF jets and you have all the room.

Stoner4Life · 10-14-2015, 11:54 PM

if the gals have names like Hannah, Bobbi Sue, Betty Lou etc.......

MicroRoy · 10-15-2015, 12:55 AM

A tree falls in the woods and you're the only one to here it.

Capt.Ahab · 10-15-2015, 03:02 AM

When you have to stop, as I did today, and help your neighbor herd the cows down the road into the next pasture.

armedoldhippy · 10-15-2015, 04:23 PM

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if the gals have names like Hannah, Bobbi Sue, Betty Lou etc.......

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that's a very nice dirt road...

MicroRoy · 10-16-2015, 06:10 PM

You know you live in the country. If you have ever rescued a drunk teenager that was hanging by his pant leg from a barbed wire fence.

10-12-2015, 02:34 AM	#131
Capt.Ahab Feeding the ducks with a bun. Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,345	You can walk out the door,load up and start hunting . __________________ "Mark ye, be forewarned; Ahab's above the common; Ahab's been in colleges, as well as 'mong the cannibals; been used to deeper wonders than the waves; fixed his fiery lance in mightier, stranger foes than whales.'"
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10-13-2015, 05:51 AM	#132
shithawk420 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Sunnyvale Posts: 3,286	If you have to pullover on the side of the road and wait for the big ass tractor to pass you __________________ I AM THE LIQUOR! MASTER OF SHITPUPPETS the only difference between me and you is a couple of drinks
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10-14-2015, 11:54 PM	#136
Stoner4Life Medicinal Advocate Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: wandering further down the path less travelled Posts: 24,474	if the gals have names like Hannah, Bobbi Sue, Betty Lou etc.......
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10-15-2015, 03:02 AM	#138
Capt.Ahab Feeding the ducks with a bun. Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,345	When you have to stop, as I did today, and help your neighbor herd the cows down the road into the next pasture. __________________ "Mark ye, be forewarned; Ahab's above the common; Ahab's been in colleges, as well as 'mong the cannibals; been used to deeper wonders than the waves; fixed his fiery lance in mightier, stranger foes than whales.'"
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10-13-2015, 03:19 PM	#133
St. Phatty Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 2,376	You had 2 neighbors who have been feuding for 15 years, because they shot each other's dog (dead). Before that, they were best friends. But, when one of them died, the feud did not stop. The living feuder (currently 68) chose to continue the feud with the brother, widow, and tenant (3 different people) of his previous feuding partner. Most recently, that meant coming onto my property (heard about it the next day) with a rifle and a handgun, threatening to do un-specified damages to the 2 men he's trying to continue the feud with. That was in September 2013. His pupils were dilated as big as pupils go.
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10-13-2015, 04:45 PM	#134
MicroRoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Up above the Timberline Posts: 3,202	You step outside and three does are sleeping in the yard.
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10-14-2015, 09:38 PM	#135
TNTBudSticker Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,546	You know you live in the country if.......... You have the best looking girlfriend for 100's of miles. and You're flying EDF jets and you have all the room.
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10-15-2015, 12:55 AM	#137
MicroRoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Up above the Timberline Posts: 3,202	A tree falls in the woods and you're the only one to here it.
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10-16-2015, 06:10 PM	#140
MicroRoy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Up above the Timberline Posts: 3,202	You know you live in the country. If you have ever rescued a drunk teenager that was hanging by his pant leg from a barbed wire fence.
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