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you can walk outside naked and nobody calls the HOA.
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What were we talking about?
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She cans with a pressure cooker. Those babies are sealed so tight, you need a church key to open them.
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You know you live in the country if..........
It takes a generator and a degree of fuel to power your TV!!!! |
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You know you live in the country if..........
Your Idea of landscaping is a weed eater and some Roundup |
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I am old and dont trust them. |
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The local flora
sink their roots into a rarely used bathroom sink. |
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I see a shadow pass through the window lite. I pop up grab the shotgun sitting beside the door. Step out on thecdeck.Fresh squirrel.
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I dig dirt
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You know you live in the country if......
You and your wife can sit on your front porch on a beautiful Autumn day..... And trim a few gallons of buds....
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You know you live in the country if.......
Bud Green Sr is your neighbor
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