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09-21-2015, 05:14 PM
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When there's an epic family fight going down, there is no need to close the windows.
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09-27-2015, 02:36 AM
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You know you live in the country if.......
your pantry looks like this . . .
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09-27-2015, 03:03 AM
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09-27-2015, 03:40 AM
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you can check your mail box naked and dont have to worry about anyone seeing you in your birthday suit
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09-27-2015, 03:56 AM
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...you can actually see the stars at night.
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09-27-2015, 04:00 AM
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light pollution is a total buzz kill. the eclipse tomorrow night will be better than in the city
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09-27-2015, 04:10 AM
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Me and the neighbors have a game. The Grackles show up on migration.
They roost in a tree ony place. I step out with a shotgun. Boom boom. They take off. About 45 minutes later you hear another neighbor. Boom boom. Then the next neighbor. Boom boom. A few hours later it's my turn again. This goes on for about four days every spring. |
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09-27-2015, 02:45 PM
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That's before you get into what she put by in the freezer. We'll be eating good all winter long. Since I'm a grasshopper, it's a good thing I married an ant. 
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09-27-2015, 08:36 PM
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You see a teenager riding his bike down the road with a rifle straped to his backand don't worry about what he might be up to.
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09-27-2015, 08:40 PM
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if it smells like fish
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I know I live in the city when the largest free music festival is 2 minutes away ...10 stages food and booze shitloads of bands playing ...... the largest free music festival on the west coast baby....yeehaw...sometimes the city can be fun too....theres all kinds of hot babes walking round....oooohhhh ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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