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02-20-2015, 08:43 PM
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You know you live in the country if......
Just had a "deep stoner thought" about a lot of things that I've just been taking for granted, for the last 8 years...
It's a little different living in the country, but I LOVE it!! "You know you live in the country if".... You own a 4x4 just so you can get down your own driveway and the street you live on... 
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02-20-2015, 08:53 PM
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theres no traffic lights and only one lazy sheriff....yeehaw fuck da city
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SML..iff mi spellin and centances suk and yoo don't lyke itt too fukkin bad;/?.....I once was asked what I would say upon getting to the gates of heaven??? m/r is a visitors badge an option??? I would like a few drinks at the bar... YEEHAW....vote for real legalization not sum bullshit...free the weed or kiss my ass...you wont be getting my tax money..
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02-20-2015, 09:19 PM
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You know you live in the country when gunshots is not a bad thing
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02-20-2015, 09:21 PM
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You know you live in the country when you can walk around your yard buck nekkid...and nobody calls the cops....
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02-20-2015, 09:53 PM
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You know you live in the country when your dogs go batshit sniffing down all the wild animal smells in the yard.
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Cold hearted orb that rules the night, Removes the colours from our sight, Red is gray and yellow white, But we decide which is right . . . And which is an illusion
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02-20-2015, 10:13 PM
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When you can piss off the deck...
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Prop 215 compliant. Don't panic it's ORGANIC...
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02-20-2015, 10:24 PM
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When you wake up in the morning, get on the porch and smell clean air instead of city fumes.
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"We ought never do wrong when people are looking." - Mark Twain If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
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02-20-2015, 10:46 PM
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U can see a million stars in the sky.danm i m8ss the sticks
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02-20-2015, 10:59 PM
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You know you live in the country if:
Your lazy neighbor won't fix his fence, and you have to shoo his cattle out of your road when you want to drive somewhere..
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... Isn't Mother Nature grand !
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