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05-25-2006, 08:24 PM

Enron Executives Guilty on Most Counts
Thomas S. Mulligan, Times Staff Writer
9:14 AM PDT, May 25, 2006

Former Enron executives Kenneth L. Lay and Jeffrey K. Skilling were found guilty today on most counts in their landmark conspiracy and fraud case.

In the end, the jury of eight women and four men embraced the testimony of a parade of former Enron executives who said Lay and Skilling lied publicly about the energy company's financial health and condoned, if not actively encouraged, the use of accounting tricks to boost reported profits and hide debt.

https://www.latimes.com/business/la-0...home-headlines

GoodbyeBlueSky · 05-25-2006, 08:26 PM

couldn't have happened to two nicer scumbags...

hope that prick Skillings gets the maximum 275 year sentence...

05-26-2006, 12:37 AM

Where they are going they will find out what manmeat is. They deserve every bloody inch.

Seed

Dr.Feelgood · 05-26-2006, 02:02 AM

Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll be sentenced to a globally-televised hanging. I'm not pro-death penalty. But I think it may be fair treatment...seeing as how the people who advocate the death penalty seem to be corrupt, wealthy, and uncompassionate people. Maybe the greedy corrupt slimeballs in DC and corporate offices will take a hint and stop f*cking with the middle & lower classes.

Wacky Tobacky · 05-26-2006, 03:07 AM

next step is get the money back to the people that lost it from those scum bags. they stole so much money from so many hard working people and thats seriously fucked up.
i hope the got sodomized as many times as many dollars they stole.

05-26-2006, 05:24 AM

I love it when a plan comes together

70s

genkisan · 05-26-2006, 08:23 AM

Unfortunately, these white-collar scumbag thieving asshat donkeyhonkers will probably spend their jail time in a "protective" enviornment, separated from the rapists, armed robbers, and crackheads "for their safety".

I can't see the Corpo-Nazi Bush admin allowing them to be thrown to the prison wolves.....

I personally think their crimes merit the training of an entire herd of large Brahma bulls to sodomise white-collar criminals....and then televise the entire event, to raise money to pay back the poor fuckers who these goat-testes stole from.

Hey, I'd go in for a "pay per view" of those two scum-chuggers being vigorously ass-fucked by a 1800 lb bull with a 2 foot cock......wouldn't you?

Grenouille · 05-26-2006, 09:05 AM

yep

05-26-2006, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by genkisan

Unfortunately, these white-collar scumbag thieving asshat donkeyhonkers will probably spend their jail time in a "protective" enviornment, separated from the rapists, armed robbers, and crackheads "for their safety".

I can't see the Corpo-Nazi Bush admin allowing them to be thrown to the prison wolves.....

I personally think their crimes merit the training of an entire herd of large Brahma bulls to sodomise white-collar criminals....and then televise the entire event, to raise money to pay back the poor fuckers who these goat-testes stole from.

Hey, I'd go in for a "pay per view" of those two scum-chuggers being vigorously ass-fucked by a 1800 lb bull with a 2 foot cock......wouldn't you?

I'll fuck them as an opening act...soften them up a bit. lmao

Paranoid Blunts · 05-26-2006, 05:51 PM

hope they go to regular jail...but they won't they'll be in white white collar exec jail.

if they get off somehow, it would be cool for a guy is going to hand himself in for life without parole to chop off their armas and inmpale them with it (using dif guy's arms) then put a gun to ones head and tell him to bite off the other ones cock or he'l blow his off. then shoot them anyway. sprinkle some crack on them.

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Guest Guest Posts: n/a	*well the enron dudes are fcked.** Enron Executives Guilty on Most Counts Thomas S. Mulligan, Times Staff Writer 9:14 AM PDT, May 25, 2006 Former Enron executives Kenneth L. Lay and Jeffrey K. Skilling were found guilty today on most counts in their landmark conspiracy and fraud case. In the end, the jury of eight women and four men embraced the testimony of a parade of former Enron executives who said Lay and Skilling lied publicly about the energy company's financial health and condoned, if not actively encouraged, the use of accounting tricks to boost reported profits and hide debt. https://www.latimes.com/business/la-0...home-headlines
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Paranoid Blunts Sinestro Corp Drill Sargent Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 82	hope they go to regular jail...but they won't they'll be in white white collar exec jail. if they get off somehow, it would be cool for a guy is going to hand himself in for life without parole to chop off their armas and inmpale them with it (using dif guy's arms) then put a gun to ones head and tell him to bite off the other ones cock or he'l blow his off. then shoot them anyway. sprinkle some crack on them. Last edited by Paranoid Blunts; 05-26-2006 at 05:54 PM..
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Guest Guest Posts: n/a	Where they are going they will find out what manmeat is. They deserve every bloody inch. Seed
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Dr.Feelgood Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Bratislava, Slovakia Posts: 388	Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll be sentenced to a globally-televised hanging. I'm not pro-death penalty. But I think it may be fair treatment...seeing as how the people who advocate the death penalty seem to be corrupt, wealthy, and uncompassionate people. Maybe the greedy corrupt slimeballs in DC and corporate offices will take a hint and stop f*cking with the middle & lower classes.
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Wacky Tobacky Is Back in Action Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 626	next step is get the money back to the people that lost it from those scum bags. they stole so much money from so many hard working people and thats seriously fucked up. i hope the got sodomized as many times as many dollars they stole.
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05-26-2006, 05:24 AM	#6
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