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better the snake you stroke,than the one you choke !
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Careful, I just had my bullshit meter recalibrated!
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If ya aint got nothin nice to say keep your damn mouth shut!
Is it beer:30 yet? "Lord preserve us and protect us. We're drinkin Wiskey for breakfast!"
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![]() FUCKEM Proud member of the FAM "Don't sweat the petty things, but always pet the sweaty things" Life is NOT "like a box of chocolates (Ya never know what you're gonna get)". No, life is more like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today could burn your butt tomorrow! Larry the Cable Guy RIP my Brothers Big T. & Smokey Joe I promote truth! If you want something sugarcoated..Go get some donuts |
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"Not a Fuck was Given."
"Going in dry,pillow biter." |
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Its Twelve O clock somewhere...
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Growing herb is a way of life!
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Any holes a goal.
if you break it you buy it. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. |
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He's a good example of why some animals eat their young.
If he blew his nose his face would cave in. |
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if it smells like fish
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I say fuck you a lot lol
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SML..iff mi spellin and centances suk and yoo don't lyke itt too fukkin bad;/?.....I once was asked what I would say upon getting to the gates of heaven??? m/r is a visitors badge an option??? I would like a few drinks at the bar... YEEHAW....vote for real legalization not sum bullshit...free the weed or kiss my ass...you wont be getting my tax money.. |
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She could suck the chrome off a bumper
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my gggeneration DAV - I can't decide which I like better: either, arguing on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics, you might win but you're still retarded; or never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience; or you can't fix stupid, so why argue with it? They all are funny, and all are true too. "Well, da Nile ain't just some big river in Egypt neither." "No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke, "There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate, So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late. -Bob Dylan: All Along the Watchtower Rights aren’t rights if someone can take them away. -George Carlin
"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise Man knows himself to be a fool" -William Shakespeare Long signatures suck. -dddaver ![]() |
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He's such a brown nose if his boss farted he'd get a nose bleed.
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my gggeneration DAV - I can't decide which I like better: either, arguing on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics, you might win but you're still retarded; or never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience; or you can't fix stupid, so why argue with it? They all are funny, and all are true too. "Well, da Nile ain't just some big river in Egypt neither." "No reason to get excited," the thief, he kindly spoke, "There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke. But you and I, we've been through that, and this is not our fate, So let us not talk falsely now, the hour is getting late. -Bob Dylan: All Along the Watchtower Rights aren’t rights if someone can take them away. -George Carlin
"The fool thinks himself to be wise, but the wise Man knows himself to be a fool" -William Shakespeare Long signatures suck. -dddaver ![]() |
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the bigger they are,the harder they fall !
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