[HeresTheDank]

Well today i had to go take a piss test to get a job that ive been trying to get. I went and pick up Urine Luck or Your'e in Luck whatever the synthetic piss that comes with a heat pad. anyways i dont know i heatedit up and put it in my sock and it read at about 98 degrees and when i gave it to them they said it was too hot and wanted me to piss again! they checked if i ran a fever and i didnt, after sitting for 2 hours i honestly couldnt of pissed if i wanted to b/c i pissed in the toilet when itook the first test. So they made me sign the refusal form that says i wouldnt pee for them but i told them to note what happened about the first cup of pee. i was so pissed cause im fuct if i dont get this damn job...any suggestions? i was thinkin of calling the employer and giving them a heads up about it

[LEGI0N]

I have no experiance with this.. but if this was to happen to me I'd be sure to call them and ask for another test. Tell them what happend and how it's hard to piss twice in 2 hours if you don't have to go. I'm sure if they want you do work there they will give you another chance. It's not like you failed. I'd assume.. that is..

[HeresTheDank]

Yeh thats what i figured i would do, but its not really a hard job to get its for a warehouse worker, its just good money for me i think, but im going to try givin them a call, on saturday i have to go to some orientation thing where they say u may or may not get the job (im assuming it depends on the test results) so yeh i hope they let me take it again...i tried telling the clinic people that, like fuck ill come back in a few hours or tomorrow morning i just have to leave and they were like "no leaving will make it like your test came up positive" i was pissed the lady was such a bitch

[bluebublelove]

Call your employer, explain the situation and express your want for the job and willingness to take another test first available chance. if it means that much to you, you will just have to stop smoking for a few days, drink a detox the day of, give them real and clean pee. best of luck to you. hope your wrapping up a joint sooner than later.

[HeresTheDank]

for sure, i think im goin to try to pick up some detox, i used a drink like a year ago at my old job, thanks for the advice, any personal experiences with any detoxes?

[genthus]

only piss test they'd get out of me is a taste test

[rusto]

i heard detox drinks don't work at all.

I use QF 4.0 synth alot for my job, always pass.
it must have been way too hot, i microwave the bottle (cap off) for 10 seconds then tape the heating pad on the side of the bottle, always pass.. the range of tempature test places accept specimens with is like 94-100 i believe.. so i dunno, just overheated? is it hot there where you live?


and no, detox drinks dont work 99% of the time

[twilson]

I might take their test if i really needed the job but once i got hired i would fuck those fascist motherfuckers up good.

Don't let me no where's near any expensive equipment. Whoops. Hey i tried to warn ya.

[bluebublelove]

So as far as good detox drinks go I reccomend Vale brand and the one formulated for people with higher body mass is good on heavy tokers. cleans you out good for a 5 hour window and you can smoke like everyday before it for years. its a strong drink. not to tasty. drink it cold and if needed dillute with as little water as possible