[teemu shalanie]

Nelson Mandella spent 25 years in a African prison ,.....no problem
Relaesed,....to his wife ,....6 months later divorced , couldn't fuckin take
it
Nelson mandella !

TS

[Dion]

i have learned that everyday i must choose, either to be happy or be right lol

[Mr. October]

That a wife is not for me. Sorry.

[Dion]

Originally Posted by Mr. October

That a wife is not for me. Sorry.

thread killer

i also learned that being married= way more sex than my single friends

perhaps u should reconsider mr october?

[Mrs.Babba]

No more name calling, or this thread will disappear.....no one is the same and all,relationships ar different. Please keep that in mind when commenting here.

[the gnome]

THE HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City where a woman may go to choose a husband.

the instructions at the entrance gives a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…
On each floor the signs on the doors read:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids.

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids, and are good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are very good looking and help with the housework.
“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework,
and have a very strong romantic streak!
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth floor
and the sign reads...........

Floor 6 – You are visitor 3,261,496,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



THE WIFE STORE
Floor 1 – has wives that love sex.
Floor 2 – has wives that love sex and have money.

No man has ever been beyond the first two floors

[al70]

My missus says I never listen to her, at least I think that's what she said.

[huligun]

My wife is half my age, so she teaches me nothing. I have to teach her everything.

[rod58]

i've been married for thirty seven years now , some was shit some was an absolute joy but we are still together and i guess wouldn't have it any other way ...an old mate of mine once said to me , "rod , your wife is a bit like your dog , you grow fond of them eventually "..

[noyd666]

lol, well the tuckers a lot better than the road kill I would grill up .