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nattynattygurrl · 03-28-2006, 08:49 AM

thought some of u might find this interesting....

no matter how u feel about cocaine specifically, ths ultimately has direct implications for our community, & sets a nasty precident for the country as a whole!!!
(not to mention further illustraiting the 'Orwellian style' gov't the US currently has in place, perfectly!!)

Fairfax Co. Takes Part in Unusual Wastewater Experiment

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Mar 27th - FAIRFAX, Va. -

Fairfax County is taking part in an unusual White House drug study.

Wastewater from communities throughout the Potomac River Basin is being tested for the urinary byproducts of cocaine.

"Apparently, they're able to ascertain how many people may be using illicit drugs, in this case cocaine, with such studies," Board of Supervisors Chairman Gerry Connolly tells WTOP.

Earlier this month, county workers collected five days worth of water samples at the pollution control plant in Lorton. The samples were sent to a lab in Rockville, Md., to be analyzed for the traces of the main urinary byproduct of cocaine.

"It does not indicate that we have an unusual drug problem in Fairfax County," Connolly says. "I'll be interested, obviously, in the results. It's kind of an unusual study and an unusual request. Obviously, we're prepared to cooperate with any endeavor to try to make sure the use of illicit drugs is discouraged in our community."

White House officials believe the wastewater testing will lead to a more accurate index of how many people use drugs than traditional survey research.

(Copyright 2006 by WTOP and The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

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https://www.wtopnews.com/index.php?nid=25&sid=737418

hopefully ths wont get burried by posts so fast tht no1 sees it!!
(tho, my posts dnt get read much anyway, lol)

hope tht ths finds every1 doing & feeling well!!
be peaceful, my friends!!

Wacky Tobacky · 03-28-2006, 09:00 AM

interesting. i live near fairfax va. GO GMU!!!!!

03-28-2006, 09:22 AM

truely a weird study!! will it take into account the flushed during a raid counts or the pissed off wife that finds a bag and flushes it,dudes that did so much they throw up in the toilet,ect so many variables that it could never be "scientific"!!

robobond · 03-28-2006, 09:40 AM

Wow. Another usefull way to spend our tax dollars. Collecting urine. I swear I love this country but the goverment can suck my left nut.

genkisan · 03-28-2006, 03:24 PM

Just remember folks, the "War Against Drugs" is HUGE business......as long as folks like these asshat researchers and the private prison companies(!!) are making mega-bucks from the fed govt, they will continue to perpetuate stupidness like this, and much worse.

KingRalph · 03-28-2006, 03:39 PM

whoa, very odd and appauling action. even the town authorities are like wtf, but of course cooperating. "your city tested over 1% for possible cocaine use. that's it, entire city on lock down for 1 month."

thanks for sharin natty

mean mr.mustard · 03-28-2006, 03:47 PM

I'm with ralph there on that one. They want to be sure that there is enough probable cause to arrest the entire basin area. The local government must be hard up for money.... don't we pay taxes????

Sleepy · 03-28-2006, 05:16 PM

amazing info.

they can have about a pint of mine, i'll even deliver it for them...[WRAP=""]https://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~jmclean/Guy%20Pissing.jpg[/WRAP]

03-28-2006, 05:27 PM

little do they know.. someone just flushed a kilo in a raid

cooked cook · 03-28-2006, 05:33 PM

NOT!

Aw lovely. Another Whiteyhouse study that is a HUGE waste of tax dollars. Yo Bush...quit playin in the potty and get back to work!

"Associated Press also reports that officials will be extensively examining fecal samples. A White House spokesman states that high levels of Falafel in the fecal samples will prove that there are Muslim extremists living in the tested area. "

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03-28-2006, 03:24 PM	#5
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mean mr.mustard I Pass Satellites Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Overturning Pebbles and Upending All the Animals Alight Posts: 6,418	I'm with ralph there on that one. They want to be sure that there is enough probable cause to arrest the entire basin area. The local government must be hard up for money.... don't we pay taxes???? __________________ Life's most persistent and urgent question is, "What are you doing for others?" - Martin Luther King Jr. People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent. - Bob Dylan Be good and you will be lonely. - Mark Twain How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank
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Sleepy Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Posts: 7,590	yea, natty started a thread!!! amazing info. they can have about a pint of mine, i'll even deliver it for them...[WRAP=""]https://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~jmclean/Guy%20Pissing.jpg[/WRAP] __________________ Sleepy Test Chemmy Jones Sleepy Tests Jolly Bud from Mountain High Seeds Killer Chem Freebie grow Sleepy Tests OJD...>>>Gangsta Haze *Dead Heads Unite!!* *Come Join Us!!*
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cooked cook bake at 420 until nicely toasted Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: the rebel base at ice planet Hoth Posts: 917	Another triumph for the US NOT! Aw lovely. Another Whiteyhouse study that is a HUGE waste of tax dollars. Yo Bush...quit playin in the potty and get back to work! "Associated Press also reports that officials will be extensively examining fecal samples. A White House spokesman states that high levels of Falafel in the fecal samples will prove that there are Muslim extremists living in the tested area. " cc __________________ Culinary Apothecary
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03-28-2006, 09:00 AM	#2
Wacky Tobacky Is Back in Action Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 626	interesting. i live near fairfax va. GO GMU!!!!!
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Guest Guest Posts: n/a	truely a weird study!! will it take into account the flushed during a raid counts or the pissed off wife that finds a bag and flushes it,dudes that did so much they throw up in the toilet,ect so many variables that it could never be "scientific"!!
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robobond Future Psychopharmacologist Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Behinds You Posts: 730	Wow. Another usefull way to spend our tax dollars. Collecting urine. I swear I love this country but the goverment can suck my left nut.
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KingRalph mellow jello Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 826	whoa, very odd and appauling action. even the town authorities are like wtf, but of course cooperating. "your city tested over 1% for possible cocaine use. that's it, entire city on lock down for 1 month." thanks for sharin natty
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Guest Guest Posts: n/a	little do they know.. someone just flushed a kilo in a raid
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