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Stoner4Life · 03-23-2018, 10:42 PM

keep thinking that my wife (I don't have one) is gonna walk into the room, so then I can tell her to go make me a sandwich.......

420somewhere · 03-23-2018, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Stoner4Life

keep thinking that my wife (I don't have one) is gonna walk into the room, so then I can tell her to go make me a sandwich.......

She’ll come downstairs eventually....

Then I’ll ask for sex....

She made me a sandwich earlier

Hermanthegerman · 03-23-2018, 11:34 PM

Bud Green Sr. · 03-31-2018, 10:10 PM

There's a huge difference between quietly "chewing your cud" and loudly "spewing your crud"....

Hermanthegerman · 03-31-2018, 11:52 PM

Interesting, in english comes the meaning of the sentence at the begining, in german more at the end of the sentence.

noyd666 · 04-01-2018, 01:14 AM

April fools day so anything can happen. so Herman=so anything can happen its April fools day?

moose eater · 04-01-2018, 02:25 AM

Has a beauty salon ever been sued for false advertising, due to a 'permanent' not being permanent? Or for their work not necessarily resulting in beauty?

iam_2high · 04-01-2018, 04:51 AM

After growing without reading enough,then growing without good enough genetics,I learned half the shit they sell you,and 75 percent of what they tell you,is bullshit

GOT_BUD? · 04-01-2018, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by iam_2high

After growing without reading enough,then growing without good enough genetics,I learned half the shit they sell you,and 75 percent of what they tell you,is bullshit

I think your numbers are a little on the low side.

Phaeton · 04-01-2018, 07:32 PM

Theodore Sturgeon, when informed that 90% of books in his genre were crap, replied:

"90% of everything is crap"

So true, so true.

03-23-2018, 10:42 PM	#2641
Stoner4Life Medicinal Advocate Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: wandering further down the path less travelled Posts: 24,474	keep thinking that my wife (I don't have one) is gonna walk into the room, so then I can tell her to go make me a sandwich.......
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03-23-2018, 11:34 PM	#2643
Hermanthegerman Dont fake the funk! Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 4,810	__________________ Vergangenheit und Zukunft sind Spiegel und zwischen ihnen leuchtet, für unsere Augen unfaßlich, die Gegenwart.
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03-31-2018, 10:10 PM	#2644
Bud Green Sr. I dig dirt Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: in the hills Posts: 2,633	There's a huge difference between quietly "chewing your cud" and loudly "spewing your crud".... __________________ ... Isn't Mother Nature grand !
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03-31-2018, 11:52 PM	#2645
Hermanthegerman Dont fake the funk! Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 4,810	Interesting, in english comes the meaning of the sentence at the begining, in german more at the end of the sentence. __________________ Vergangenheit und Zukunft sind Spiegel und zwischen ihnen leuchtet, für unsere Augen unfaßlich, die Gegenwart.
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04-01-2018, 01:14 AM	#2646
noyd666 OUTLAWS GREEN ROOMS. Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: blowing in the wind. Posts: 23,841	April fools day so anything can happen. so Herman=so anything can happen its April fools day?
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04-01-2018, 02:25 AM	#2647
moose eater Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2017 Location: Off a dead-end dirt road, near a river, out of town, in the hills and trees Posts: 1,178	Has a beauty salon ever been sued for false advertising, due to a 'permanent' not being permanent? Or for their work not necessarily resulting in beauty?
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04-01-2018, 04:51 AM	#2648
iam_2high Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: right down the freeway,off one of them exits... Posts: 94	After growing without reading enough,then growing without good enough genetics,I learned half the shit they sell you,and 75 percent of what they tell you,is bullshit
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04-01-2018, 07:32 PM	#2650
Phaeton Speed of Dark Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Interior Alaska Posts: 1,554	Theodore Sturgeon, when informed that 90% of books in his genre were crap, replied: "90% of everything is crap" So true, so true.
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