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03-26-2006, 10:44 PM

A koala is sitting up a gumtree
smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past

and looks up and says

"HeyKoala ! what are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints.

After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

The koala looks down at him and says:

"Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"

03-27-2006, 12:02 AM

AHHAHAH!! love it funny....

grandmesajoker · 03-27-2006, 01:22 AM

haha great joke.. thanks for sharing and nice job on the pics too

hgl · 03-27-2006, 01:34 AM

ahah! nice little story! :P again again!

02-27-2007, 03:47 PM

Bump

sm0kateer4204 · 02-27-2007, 04:03 PM

hahaha. we need more happy things like this in the lounge.

SUNSIMULATOR+ · 02-27-2007, 04:08 PM

thats so funny ,, i love it

pieceofmyheart · 02-27-2007, 04:16 PM

hahahahaha nice...I'm glad you bumped that!

02-27-2007, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by pieceofmyheart

hahahahaha nice...I'm glad you bumped that!

thanks, I suddenly saw it when I was looking for something I posted a while back and thought that it really ought to be bounced back.

02-27-2007, 04:46 PM

ahh

03-26-2006, 10:44 PM	#1
Ronley Guest Posts: n/a	The Koala and the Little Lizard A koala is sitting up a gumtree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says "HeyKoala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The koala looks down at him and says: "Faaaaarrrrk dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"
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03-27-2006, 12:02 AM	#2
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	AHHAHAH!! love it funny....
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03-27-2006, 01:22 AM	#3
grandmesajoker Toker Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 301	haha great joke.. thanks for sharing and nice job on the pics too
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03-27-2006, 01:34 AM	#4
hgl Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 345	ahah! nice little story! :P again again!
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02-27-2007, 04:03 PM	#6
sm0kateer4204 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,274	hahaha. we need more happy things like this in the lounge.
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02-27-2007, 04:08 PM	#7
SUNSIMULATOR+ Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 228	thats so funny ,, i love it
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02-27-2007, 04:16 PM	#8
pieceofmyheart Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: my secret garden Posts: 1,854	hahahahaha nice...I'm glad you bumped that!
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