[dagnabit]

masturbated when homeowner pulled a gun

By: David Edwards

Deputies in Fort Meyers say they Tasered and then arrested a naked Florida man who broke into a home to steal a television but then masturbated and defecated after the homeowner pulled a gun.

Lee County Sheriff’s deputies said they were called to a home in North Fort Myers on Monday after the resident heard noises on the roof of his home, according to WTSP. The victim went outside where 21-year-old Gregory Matthew Bruni allegedly jumped from the roof and knocked him down.

“He dropped off my roof and run right in my house,” the homeowner said in a 911 call obtained by WBBH.

The victims said that Bruni, who was naked, ran into the living room and broke a 72-inch television in the process of pulling it off of the wall. The suspect then spilled a the contents of a wet/dry vacuum onto the floor.

As Bruni was allegedly headed to where guns were stored in the son’s bedroom, the wife fired three shots from a .38 revolver, possibly as a warning.

An arrest report indicated that Bruni fell to the floor and began masturbating. He then ran to the son’s room and rubbed his face with clothing.

“He’s laying on my floor,” the homeowner told 911 operators. “He run in my fucking house naked, hooting and hollering and tearing shit up.”

The husband retrieved a 12-guage shotgun and held Bruni at gun point until police arrived, according to the arrest report.

“Lay down, motherfucker, lay down,” the husband could be heard shouting.

When deputies arrived, they said Bruni was flailing around on the floor and not making any sense. At one point, he sucked the water from the spilled vacuum into his mouth and spit it back out. Bruni was eventually shocked with a Taser after he tried to flee several times.

“Deputies later discovered Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence,” WTSP reported.

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maybe its the hash but this shit right here had me crying!!!!
video has 911 call and i just died listening to the guy who owns the house!

[rives]

Drinking vacuum water sounds even less appetizing than drinking used bong water. What the hell is it about Florida?

I dunno but grammar dont be one of there strong points

[medmaker420]

wow and this is exactly why home owners need to KEEP their guns damn it!

crazy people running around these days

I need to get a moat damn it

but then I would have a ton of nut jobs shitting and jackin off where my attack alligators hang out, o well I'm sure they will iron it all out just fine.

there is nothing harder than adjusting the laser on the head of an attack alligator, I tell you what.

HAHAHA at the thought of a bunch of Bevis's and Butthead's jacking off around the alligator moat! Priceless!!

[Drift13]

Originally Posted by rives

Drinking vacuum water sounds even less appetizing than drinking used bong water. What the hell is it about Florida?

I think it's something in our water. We have more nut-cases than you can shake a 2X4 at.

[Weird]

i masturbate when im confronted as well

kinda like how a possum plays dead but different

Originally Posted by Weird

kinda like how a possum plays dead but different

I do that too! Except i do it in the fetal(spell) position with my thumb in my mouth

Kenny

[Green lung]

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his neighbors were crackin up lol




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[medmaker420]

Originally Posted by Weird

i masturbate when im confronted as well

kinda like how a possum plays dead but different

I think you are masterbating wrong if it is like a possum playing dead