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05-10-2014, 02:04 PM
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When you think the attractive checkout girl is into you until she asks if you need help getting your groceries to the car :(
When you realize it's inappropriate to mentally undress women younger than 30 :( |
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05-10-2014, 03:24 PM
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When a biz partner's wife is showing off pictures of her 2 year old, then turns to you and asks, "got any pictures of your grandchildren?"....this happened to me last weekend, lol. Grandchildren....lol, wifey and I decided not to have children....lets just say I laughed so hard it sparked a mini cough/sneeze attack. Too funny!
That said, I don't mind the senior discount$.
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05-10-2014, 06:29 PM
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05-10-2014, 06:36 PM
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When you develop a good fist-shake.
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05-13-2014, 01:37 PM
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I've noticed lately that when people talk to the oldies and the oldie doesn't answer them, hell, he doesn't even acknowledge the question or them at all..it's like he has "left the room" and that's totally okay with everyone, whether it's a phone booth, a conference table or a family dinner .....being old does have it's advantages at times.
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05-13-2014, 04:36 PM
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......When you use baby wipes now to get it all.
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05-13-2014, 04:40 PM
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When I fart, dust comes out.
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05-13-2014, 04:47 PM
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You know your old when the milf's in porn are younger than you
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05-13-2014, 05:00 PM
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When you birthday expires!!!!
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05-14-2014, 07:37 AM
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yes I got sir'ed the other day
I got worse than that for me last year, a young guy asked me how old my grandchild was....I nearly instantly headbutted him into a 2 week coma but held back and said "she is my daughter!" with a forced pleasant smile. |
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