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03-02-2018, 03:41 PM
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Your sleeping and wake up to the sharpest pain in your butthole, get up and run to the bathroom and a super heavy blood soaked poop hits the bathroom floor before you can sit on the toilet. Pick up the poop with t.p and its saturated with blood.
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03-02-2018, 04:08 PM
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Your in the bar hitting on a girl and she tells you" I'm only 22." As a fuck off line. Hurt me fragile lil ego.
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03-05-2018, 01:08 AM
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Guys can give fuck off lines right back. 
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03-13-2018, 07:22 AM
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The white towel for final drying turned red when pressed between the legs. And kept it up for some time. Scary enough, but at least the poop was still held in. Sucks to get old. |
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03-13-2018, 07:47 AM
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When a senior walks by and says I know you.
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very good, mr. brunch. much wisdom coming from the shed...
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smoking more pot is NOT the answer to my problems. my problem is that i need more problems that smoking more pot IS the answer to... 
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03-13-2018, 11:46 AM
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when you are happy to see that the blood is red; because if it is black it means (probably) colo-rectal cancer up in your intestines instead of a ruptured vessel near the rectum...blood turns black if it passes through the digestive tract.
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03-13-2018, 11:50 PM
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If it’s black, call the quack... if it’s red, use cream instead
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"read the directions, even if you dont follow them.." https://www.jackherer.com/thebook/ Originally posted by jimmy cliff: So I'll keep on fighting for the things I want, Though I know that when you're dead you're gone. But I'd rather be a free man in my grave, Than living as a puppet or a slave. So as soon as the sun Will shine, I'm gonna get my share of What's mine. And then the harder they come , The harder they fall, One and all. Quote:
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03-20-2018, 10:59 AM
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You remember when you were a child your remote control toy car was attached to the control by a wire.
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