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never had one at home to exspensive, remember the red phone street booths though, used to jam paper up em so we got to keep peeps change lol.
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When you hate cell phones and pay before you pump.
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When your doctor is younger than you.
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when your joints are more accurate than the meteorologists
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When you look forward to the "Old Stoners Crash Pad".
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When your young grandchild innocently asks "what did you do when you were alive ?"
The girl at the checkout asks if you need help packing . . . You can remember every detail of the first cars you owned , but cannot remember the make , colour or reg of the current one . . . You find yourself saying , "when I was a lad" or "during the war" You still mentally convert decimal coinage into real money . . . |
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When you have NO CLUES how to do the hand shake...
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When the places that once normally grew hair--stopped growing hair...and places that never grew hair--now requires hair trimming/plucking...twice a week.
When mail addressed from AARP clutters you mailbox...and you're not a member. When you decide to keep your slide ruler handy...in case the calculator batteries die.
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Might upgrade to a comptometer , used one like this in the 60,s at work. [IMG] Would make a good restoration project if I can find one that was not skipped.
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When you start dating a hot girl half your age who's really into you, and you realize you don't have the energy to keep up with her. When getting high and relaxing on a Friday night seems more exciting than going out to an underground rave.
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