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Douglas.Curtis · 02-27-2018, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Betterhaff

It is kind of funny when you get carded. Even knowing it’s a store policy, it's kind of nice to think “do I look that young.” Not.

I just got carded the other day.

In Colorado it's 35, I think? Not the 'getting carded' you're thinking of, lol. Cute though.

LowFalutin · 02-27-2018, 07:22 PM

...when you orgasm, only a puffs of dust comes out

Capt.Ahab · 02-27-2018, 08:21 PM

When you hold the door open for someone and they say "Thanks Pops".
Ughhh. I'm not that old...

armedoldhippy · 02-28-2018, 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by superx

When your scrotum "ball sack" decides to hang low, sagging thing.

it doesn't SOUND serious, until you crush one of them by sitting down on the toilet too fast...

420somewhere · 02-28-2018, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by armedoldhippy

it doesn't SOUND serious, until you crush one of them by sitting down on the toilet too fast...

There just what you need. From Deluth Trading Company. BALLROOM JEANS . not the dancing kind.

EXTRA ROOM where you need it. The nurses at my doctors office really liked them. I showed them off to all the girls.

My doctor about split a gut.

I may get some more. I was also gifted some Bare Naked underwear , they are great. Only they give me a hardon.

No problem, my wife bought them she's got to deal with it

armedoldhippy · 02-28-2018, 06:55 PM

thanks, 420. my wife mentioned those very jeans the other day. i have suspenders & such from their catalog. my work pants fit fine...as long as you are standing up & working. sit down & your voice goes up an octave or four.

shithawk420 · 03-01-2018, 05:53 AM

Those jeans are 200 bucks and the underwear is like 50 bucks.I'd hope they last though.

**Gypsy Nirvana** · 03-01-2018, 06:35 AM

You can remember when a brand new pair of Levi's 501's were £5 a pair.... and you would wear them in the bath to get them to 'shrink-fit'.

420somewhere · 03-01-2018, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by shithawk420

Those jeans are 200 bucks and the underwear is like 50 bucks.I'd hope they last though.

About $50 bucks for Ballroom Jeans, Bare Naked Underwear $21.

Pretty cheap to avoid crushing your nuts

LowFalutin · 03-01-2018, 04:51 PM

...you wonder who this week's winner of the
Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award will be.

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02-27-2018, 08:21 PM	#383
Capt.Ahab Feeding the ducks with a bun. Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,345	When you hold the door open for someone and they say "Thanks Pops". Ughhh. I'm not that old... __________________ "Mark ye, be forewarned; Ahab's above the common; Ahab's been in colleges, as well as 'mong the cannibals; been used to deeper wonders than the waves; fixed his fiery lance in mightier, stranger foes than whales.'"
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02-28-2018, 06:55 PM	#386
armedoldhippy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee, hell yeah! Posts: 5,155	thanks, 420. my wife mentioned those very jeans the other day. i have suspenders & such from their catalog. my work pants fit fine...as long as you are standing up & working. sit down & your voice goes up an octave or four. __________________ smoking more pot is NOT the answer to my problems. my problem is that i need more problems that smoking more pot IS the answer to...
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03-01-2018, 05:53 AM	#387
shithawk420 Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Sunnyvale Posts: 3,286	Those jeans are 200 bucks and the underwear is like 50 bucks.I'd hope they last though. __________________ I AM THE LIQUOR! MASTER OF SHITPUPPETS the only difference between me and you is a couple of drinks
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Gypsy Nirvana Free'd P.O.W. Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Back in Blighty! Posts: 7,065	You can remember when a brand new pair of Levi's 501's were £5 a pair.... and you would wear them in the bath to get them to 'shrink-fit'. __________________ 'It can all start from a seed'
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