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Warped1 · 04-12-2015, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by EclipseFour20

LOL....when have they not? Me? A ladies' man....hmmm, guilty as charged. Always have been....and always will be I guess. Never a "dirty old man"....just your plain chivalrous "ladies' man".

Which brings me to another "you know"....when you shudder of the thought of going to bed someone that is at least 20 years older.

For some ladies, nightmares and horror movie scenes pop up in my demented mind!

What's scary is hoping you're hard enough to get penetration lol...I laugh but dammit it sucks

Runt · 04-13-2015, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Warped1

What's scary is hoping you're hard enough to get penetration lol...I laugh but dammit it sucks

Halfway hard will usually do it. Miss my morning stiffies.

al70 · 04-13-2015, 04:31 PM

When a Guinness, a spliff, a movie n the missus is a night out �� lol

armedoldhippy · 04-13-2015, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by EclipseFour20

Which brings me to another "you know"....when you shudder of the thought of going to bed someone that is at least 20 years older.

odd, that thought didn't bother me when i was 15 or 16. now, at nearly 60, i'd have to...no, that wouldn't work either. sorry...

Betterhaff · 04-13-2015, 06:59 PM

Lol, yeah the thought of going to bed with older women has waned.

EclipseFour20 · 04-13-2015, 07:10 PM

Ahhh...and when the "longing to be with someone older" is replaced to be with someone that's at a minimum is 20-40 years younger (while not being a pedophile)---yep, you know your ass is getting old!

Youngblood/fresh meat always looks real nice....but that's the problem: At our age, its all "looks" and "no touchy"...lol. Very few honest girls (goldiggers included) prefer to go to bed with men that could be as old as their "father" or "grandpa". And those that do, are usually real kinky (I like) or fucked up in the head (I hate)....at least those are my experiences. BTW, the kinky ones can really be surprising and are a great a ball to be with!!!!!!!! (pun intended).

al70 · 04-14-2015, 09:32 AM

Ye have to drop a Viagra to stop ye rolling outta the bed ��

Pinball Wizard · 04-18-2015, 08:07 PM

....your getting old when you wear out a toilet seat

noyd666 · 04-18-2015, 11:00 PM

older when you forget to get a new toilet seat.

geeker · 04-19-2015, 03:43 AM

you know your old when your idea of a good party is smoking a spliff and taking a nap after dinner.

04-13-2015, 04:31 PM	#133
al70 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: 420 anywhere drive, nowhere close Posts: 1,631	When a Guinness, a spliff, a movie n the missus is a night out �� lol __________________ There may be thieves n rogues in prison but it was the scum of humanity that put them there. Oscar wilde. VIVA LA FRANCE.
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04-13-2015, 07:10 PM	#136
EclipseFour20 aka "Doc" Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So Kalifornia Posts: 1,741	Ahhh...and when the "longing to be with someone older" is replaced to be with someone that's at a minimum is 20-40 years younger (while not being a pedophile)---yep, you know your ass is getting old! Youngblood/fresh meat always looks real nice....but that's the problem: At our age, its all "looks" and "no touchy"...lol. Very few honest girls (goldiggers included) prefer to go to bed with men that could be as old as their "father" or "grandpa". And those that do, are usually real kinky (I like) or fucked up in the head (I hate)....at least those are my experiences. BTW, the kinky ones can really be surprising and are a great a ball to be with!!!!!!!! (pun intended). __________________ Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. (Mae West) *Nobody has a monopoly on good ideas! Nobody! (Kevin O'Leary)* *The more I learn, the more I learn how little I know. (Socrates)* *Somebody who agrees with me 80 percent of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20 percent traitor. (Reagan)* *Why are women are so uptight? They've got half the money and all the pussy. (DC Cab, 1983)* *If you think you know everything; you know nothing. If you think you know nothing; you know something. (Jayce O'Neal)*
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04-14-2015, 09:32 AM	#137
al70 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: 420 anywhere drive, nowhere close Posts: 1,631	Ye have to drop a Viagra to stop ye rolling outta the bed �� __________________ There may be thieves n rogues in prison but it was the scum of humanity that put them there. Oscar wilde. VIVA LA FRANCE.
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04-18-2015, 08:07 PM	#138
Pinball Wizard Si non oscillas, noli tintinnare Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Hooterville Posts: 2,933	....your getting old when you wear out a toilet seat __________________ "we have met the enemy and he is us"-Pogo
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04-19-2015, 03:43 AM	#140
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04-13-2015, 06:59 PM	#135
Betterhaff Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 2,568	Lol, yeah the thought of going to bed with older women has waned.
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noyd666 OUTLAWS GREEN ROOMS. Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: blowing in the wind. Posts: 23,840	older when you forget to get a new toilet seat.
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