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11-25-2012, 03:26 PM

It's about time we heard some of your best jokes or funny stories. If they involve MJ then all the better but FUNNY is the key.
Your starter for ten!

A vicar had a hot curry on Saturday night & is paying for it Sunday morning as Ghandi's revenge bites deep. He manages to get through the service somehow but in agony and needs all his self-control to say his farewells at the door. Finally the flock has left and at the point of exploding, he faces a stark choice - a two mile bike ride home to the vicarage, or a one mile ride to the village pub! He decides on the pub, lifts his cassocks & sets off for the village. Well, the cycling motion plays its part and his need becomes immediate! He dismounts and heads for the bushes, once again lifting his cassocks. A minute later with a sound like a flock of seagulls taking off, he finally finds relief.
At this time, Reg the local poacher was checking his traps in the hedgerow and hears this commotion. He sneaks up to the place, parts the branches and spies the vicar just about to finish. Reg chuckles to himself and quickly grabs a dead rabbit from his belt. Expertly he guts the cony and quietly chucks the rabbit guts onto the pile of what the vicar had left. Reg sneaks away, grinning fit to bust.
Ten minutes pass and the door to the village pub flies open. In rushes the vicar, pale of face & shaking like a leaf.
"A large brandy - quickly"! Barks the vicar, looking beside himself & wriggling in discomfort.
"Why vicar! What ever is wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost"! The barman replies reaching for the optics.
"Well my son, not to put too fine a point on it". The vicar answered, running shaky fingers through his grey hair. "But with a stick about that long" He gestured, "I managed to get them all back in"!

OVER TO YOU.

11-25-2012, 03:26 PM	#1
Iffy-Caradoc Guest Posts: n/a	Jokes & Funnies. It's about time we heard some of your best jokes or funny stories. If they involve MJ then all the better but FUNNY is the key. Your starter for ten! A vicar had a hot curry on Saturday night & is paying for it Sunday morning as Ghandi's revenge bites deep. He manages to get through the service somehow but in agony and needs all his self-control to say his farewells at the door. Finally the flock has left and at the point of exploding, he faces a stark choice - a two mile bike ride home to the vicarage, or a one mile ride to the village pub! He decides on the pub, lifts his cassocks & sets off for the village. Well, the cycling motion plays its part and his need becomes immediate! He dismounts and heads for the bushes, once again lifting his cassocks. A minute later with a sound like a flock of seagulls taking off, he finally finds relief. At this time, Reg the local poacher was checking his traps in the hedgerow and hears this commotion. He sneaks up to the place, parts the branches and spies the vicar just about to finish. Reg chuckles to himself and quickly grabs a dead rabbit from his belt. Expertly he guts the cony and quietly chucks the rabbit guts onto the pile of what the vicar had left. Reg sneaks away, grinning fit to bust. Ten minutes pass and the door to the village pub flies open. In rushes the vicar, pale of face & shaking like a leaf. "A large brandy - quickly"! Barks the vicar, looking beside himself & wriggling in discomfort. "Why vicar! What ever is wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost"! The barman replies reaching for the optics. "Well my son, not to put too fine a point on it". The vicar answered, running shaky fingers through his grey hair. "But with a stick about that long" He gestured, "I managed to get them all back in"! OVER TO YOU.
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