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Old 10-28-2012, 07:29 PM #31
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oi! this thread is about dumbass motherfuckers who run these stores not us decent customers. most dont have a clue what they are on about. even the ones who can grow still talk shit!
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oi! this thread is about dumbass motherfuckers who run these stores not us decent customers. most dont have a clue what they are on about. even the ones who can grow still talk shit!
its a two way street,theres plenty of dumbass customers i can assure you...

and seriously,what the fuck are people doing asking strangers questions about something thats supposed to be kept quiet anyway? seriosly,do your own reading before you go into the store,answer your own questions.because if you think about,some wage slave in a grow shop is hardly likely to be all that good a grower,if they were,they most likely wouldnt be working in a dodgy shop now would they?
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Old 10-31-2012, 02:30 AM #34
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its a two way street,theres plenty of dumbass customers i can assure you...

and seriously,what the fuck are people doing asking strangers questions about something thats supposed to be kept quiet anyway? seriosly,do your own reading before you go into the store,answer your own questions.because if you think about,some wage slave in a grow shop is hardly likely to be all that good a grower,if they were,they most likely wouldnt be working in a dodgy shop now would they?

it may be a two way street but the title of this thread is what i was highlighting.

yup i agree though. although alot of them seem so be failed growers or retired. some still grow though.
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"yeah, its fine to use a pyrethrin bmb in a 3x4' flowering cabinet near harvest"

absolutely hilarious (sarcasm). More like "fine" for use in a 3000 sq ft green house.

... and "it (pyreth) rinses off no problem, totally safe for flowering"...

Oh I think he meant to say it never comes off but its more important to make that $30 selling a toxic substance.
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"Vertical growing? Never heard of it."
"If you don't use this 14 bottle nutrients system, than you're doing it wrong"

I hate some of these fucking guys. The only reason that I shop in the stores is for an immediate need and I can't wait for items to be shipped. I feel bad for the new growers in states that are legalizing, because in many ways, they are getting taken for a ride. Some store owners and their employees mean well and others do not.
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What made me laugh the last time I went to my local grow store is seeing 4L bottles of ISO.

Like tomato growers need that.
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Once I met another grower, at a garden supply store, who was buying sulfur something.

He said he mixed it in quantities where Sulfur was a primary fertilizer, like Nitrogen.

I didn't get the impression he was kidding. Just really into Sulfur as a plant nutrient.
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I rarely visit these places but I stopped in for a few 1/4" tubing pieces I needed. The guy at the counter is telling a customer that names of weed are bullshit. There are only two types. Indica and sativa. He says blueberry, glue, northern lights, are all the same thing...indica.

I laughed out loud and they looked at me funny. Got my parts and left without saying a word.

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