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10-23-2012, 05:41 AM
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Funny things the guy at the hydro store says
I know everyones been to the hydro store want to hear about strange or funny experiences with the hydro stoe guy
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10-23-2012, 05:44 AM
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I went there last week to get some drip clean and a sump pump after i purchased the items the hydro guy looked at me like he was thinking hard then spoke.
Hydro Guy: "Hey man do you need any hose for your dripp system?" Me: "Nah we got them already" Hydro Guy: Oh because I was going to say you can drive down to mainstreet and go behind where Kahootz is and get a few hoes >: ) |
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10-23-2012, 02:35 PM
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Me: Hey man, do you have any spinosad?
Hydro guy: Speee nooo saaad? Me: Yeah, for thrips and whatnot. Hydro guy: Oh yeah, i have some right over here... (hands me a bag of sphagnum moss) Me: No, that's not it. Hydro guy: Yes it is, i use it all the time. It kills the aphids every time. Me: No. What i need is spinosad for thrips. Hydro guy: Huh? I get out my phone, google spinosad and show him. Hydro guy: No, we only sell it in bags. (he tries to hand me a bag of sphagnum moss again) Me: 
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10-23-2012, 02:53 PM
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Enjoy your...uh Guano,my man .hahaha
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10-23-2012, 04:42 PM
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wheres the thread for "dumb shit hydro store customers ask" at?
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10-23-2012, 05:23 PM
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i dont go to hydro store, i go to organic place. city farmer. farmer bill knows tons about organics. he did try an sell me baby chicks last visit and told me about the cooking classes. city farmers rules
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10-24-2012, 02:43 AM
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when i used to go to a real hydro store and was a regular customer. i was once asked how my indoor tomatoe plants were doing ?. i thought that was funny as its not smart to try an grow veggies at these electric prices. lol
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10-25-2012, 12:55 AM
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Me: So about the formula for that product that you buy and relabel... is this something you can talk about or is it just straight ripped off, cause I kinda wanna know what it is you always try to sell me.
Hydro Guy: No you're missing the idea, I don't think you are listening. Wait so whats the name of that place in Montana you went too again? I think I went there wot visit my inlaws friends... yeah I keep asking the same question, never get an answer
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10-25-2012, 01:02 AM
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lol
i went into a very big well established well known hydro shop somewhere in a big east coast city a few years back and asked if they carry carbo load and the guy said CARBO LOAD BY ADVANCED NUTRIENTS? THEY MARKET SPECIFICALLY FOR MARIJUANA SIR. ARE YOU GROWING MARIJUANA SIR????? ITS ILLEGAL TO GROW MARIJUANA SIR was fucking hilarious
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10-25-2012, 01:03 AM
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I was thinking about switching nutes and a guy tried to sell me conny. he said its really good, its got boron in there. Im not making that up.
Same guy tried to sell me dr nodes or one of those products when I was talking about two of my plants that were 5 weeks in and 1/2 ft taller than the rest of my plants. Come to think of it the last time I was there I heard him tell someone he hits his plants with 2000ppm at the end for a short period. Motherfucking DEA type shit trying to ruin motherfuckers crops...lol |
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