How would you tell ur nice nieghbor to f off? - Grow Room Safety - International Cannagraphic Magazine Forums

eddie torres · 08-06-2012, 05:18 PM

I have a very nice nieghbor. But she doesnt quite take the hints. She thinks my family and I are so cool. Always wants to hang out or wants to watch my kids.(in which she would probably end up in my house at some point.)If i wasnt a grower i would take her up on it. but i am a grower. Looking for advice before i just totally dick out on her, which she doesnt really deserve, but may be nessecary.

Al Botross · 08-06-2012, 05:20 PM

give her a puppy or kitten , should keep her busy

homebaked · 08-06-2012, 05:55 PM

Avoiding her and keeping every conversation very basic and short. You don't have to dick out on her to be super busy, as long as the family agrees. That could raise even more suspicion.
If the family can agree then it shouldn't be too hard unless there are other factors.

Peace and good luck

megayields · 08-07-2012, 12:54 AM

I'd just walk over and say "bugger off mate"!

GanjaPharma · 08-07-2012, 01:07 AM

go over her place all smiles and warmth, and holding 2 copies of watchtower magazine. say "hey good buddy i wanted to share some good news with ya!" hand her the mags and look at your watch and exclaim: "o boy look at the time...late for church!" then a wink and a nod and into your car for an hour or so...

never see the chick ever ever again .

(make sure she aint already a momrmon/7th day adventist/scientologist/evangelical etc..or this plan could get all Wiley coyote on you)

yerboyblue · 08-07-2012, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by GanjaPharma

go over her place all smiles and warmth, and holding 2 copies of watchtower magazine. say "hey good buddy i wanted to share some good news with ya!" hand her the mags and look at your watch and exclaim: "o boy look at the time...late for church!" then a wink and a nod and into your car for an hour or so...

never see the chick ever ever again .

(make sure she aint already a momrmon/7th day adventist/scientologist/evangelical etc..or this plan could get all Wiley coyote on you)

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Iraganji · 08-07-2012, 01:19 AM

It sounds like she's just a little lonely maybe, but mostly just happy to have nice neighbors she feels a connection with. I wish I had sound advise to give ya.
What I will say is out of all the replies you get here, think on the one/ones which best suit your personality and style.

Battles with neighbors can turn into a feud given enough time. Being a dick sounds like a bad idea to me.

If I were you, I'd figure out what makes her tick. If you understand her mind, you can better place yourself where you want to be, while she (and her imagination)
stays where you want her.

Peace and good luck

myiqis55 · 08-07-2012, 01:32 AM

I had a neighbor like this once. I just explained to her that I was really busy and had no time to talk, converse. I was in and out of the house, didn't live there, but she didnt know. Asked her to keep an eye on it for me. I left for half a week and came back. She had gone to the store and bought "Be AWARE of DOG" signs and had put them on the outside fence of the property. This crazy bored bitch watched my grow like a hawk for 2 years, for free! Had no idea. Just gotta make it work for you.

Warped1 · 08-07-2012, 01:44 AM

You know there is a thing called a deadbolt. Make sure there's no smell, just like you should, and there won't be a problem..no law against locking your doors

irobot sd · 08-07-2012, 02:35 AM

Depending on how close she lives to you.. 6' away no insulation stucco so-cal house where she can hear you every cough?. 1/4 acre away in the boonies? If its a metro area i'd say ween her away with a combo of tricks. If youre not in & out all day should work. Appear busy and avoid eye contact. This could develop into a full on ignore if you wanna take it there. Talk on cell or bluetooth when you come and go (fake it if u wanna take it there) have ear phones in ipod when you come and go. Hit the alarm on your car immediately when you get home. Wear sunglasses 24/7. Change your schedule around hers last case scenario. Some may better than others.. but. understand SOME people like their privacy and it should not raise susspiscion a neighbor who just minds his own business. Customer service voice tone people drive me crazy so good luck and keep your cool.

08-06-2012, 05:18 PM	#1
eddie torres Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 129	How would you tell ur nice nieghbor to f off? I have a very nice nieghbor. But she doesnt quite take the hints. She thinks my family and I are so cool. Always wants to hang out or wants to watch my kids.(in which she would probably end up in my house at some point.)If i wasnt a grower i would take her up on it. but i am a grower. Looking for advice before i just totally dick out on her, which she doesnt really deserve, but may be nessecary.
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08-06-2012, 05:20 PM	#2
Al Botross IC Mag Supporter Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,666	give her a puppy or kitten , should keep her busy __________________ In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud, It perched for vespers nine; Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white, Glimmered the white moonshine." `God save thee, ancient Mariner, From the fiends that plague thee thus! - Why look'st thou so?' -"With my crossbow I shot the Albatross."
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megayields Grower of Connoisseur herb's. Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: (831), (775), and .....? Posts: 4,796	I'd just walk over and say "bugger off mate"! __________________ *Iron City Seeds* *NextGen Agricultural Consulting & Iron City Seeds* I grow and am motivated by the pure genius of Heath Robinson! The more people I meet the more I like my dog
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GanjaPharma Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: BlessedCoast Posts: 510	go over her place all smiles and warmth, and holding 2 copies of watchtower magazine. say "hey good buddy i wanted to share some good news with ya!" hand her the mags and look at your watch and exclaim: "o boy look at the time...late for church!" then a wink and a nod and into your car for an hour or so... never see the chick ever ever again . (make sure she aint already a momrmon/7th day adventist/scientologist/evangelical etc..or this plan could get all Wiley coyote on you)
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08-07-2012, 01:19 AM	#7
Iraganji cannabis barnesi Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: My happy place Posts: 439	It sounds like she's just a little lonely maybe, but mostly just happy to have nice neighbors she feels a connection with. I wish I had sound advise to give ya. What I will say is out of all the replies you get here, think on the one/ones which best suit your personality and style. Battles with neighbors can turn into a feud given enough time. Being a dick sounds like a bad idea to me. If I were you, I'd figure out what makes her tick. If you understand her mind, you can better place yourself where you want to be, while she (and her imagination) stays where you want her. Peace and good luck
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08-06-2012, 05:55 PM	#3
homebaked Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: East Coast, USA Posts: 96	Avoiding her and keeping every conversation very basic and short. You don't have to dick out on her to be super busy, as long as the family agrees. That could raise even more suspicion. If the family can agree then it shouldn't be too hard unless there are other factors. Peace and good luck
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08-07-2012, 01:32 AM	#8
myiqis55 Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 113	I had a neighbor like this once. I just explained to her that I was really busy and had no time to talk, converse. I was in and out of the house, didn't live there, but she didnt know. Asked her to keep an eye on it for me. I left for half a week and came back. She had gone to the store and bought "Be AWARE of DOG" signs and had put them on the outside fence of the property. This crazy bored bitch watched my grow like a hawk for 2 years, for free! Had no idea. Just gotta make it work for you.
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08-07-2012, 01:44 AM	#9
Warped1 I'm a victim of fast women and slow horses Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Munden's Bar Posts: 1,672	You know there is a thing called a deadbolt. Make sure there's no smell, just like you should, and there won't be a problem..no law against locking your doors __________________ The Official Hempy Bucket Thread https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=98419 The K.I.S.S. Method https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=191645 "There is no gardening without humility. Nature is constantly sending even it's oldest scholars to the bottom of the class for some egregious blunder" Alfred Austin
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08-07-2012, 02:35 AM	#10
irobot sd Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 504	Depending on how close she lives to you.. 6' away no insulation stucco so-cal house where she can hear you every cough?. 1/4 acre away in the boonies? If its a metro area i'd say ween her away with a combo of tricks. If youre not in & out all day should work. Appear busy and avoid eye contact. This could develop into a full on ignore if you wanna take it there. Talk on cell or bluetooth when you come and go (fake it if u wanna take it there) have ear phones in ipod when you come and go. Hit the alarm on your car immediately when you get home. Wear sunglasses 24/7. Change your schedule around hers last case scenario. Some may better than others.. but. understand SOME people like their privacy and it should not raise susspiscion a neighbor who just minds his own business. Customer service voice tone people drive me crazy so good luck and keep your cool.
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