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walker_so · 03-10-2006, 08:46 PM

This was the lamest shit ever.. Last night I was driving back to my house after a couple blunts over at a buddies house, I was reaching around my center console looking for visine and I grabbed a bottle of breath drops instead. They are in the same bottle, within 2 seconds of dripping that shit in my eyes they closed completely and I couldn't see shit. I almost crashed in to the car next to me then when I was finally able to open up my eyes I was driving on the wrong side of the road towards oncoming traffic. Then when I was able to make it in a gas station, still trying to keep my eyes open. I was freaking out reaching everywhere seeking a bottle of water and then I grabbed a bottle of dr.pepper on accident thinking it was water and dumped that all over my face. I was finally able to find a the water bottle and cleaned out my eyes. For the next 2 hours I just sat in the parking lot waiting for eyes to go back to normal.

sorry that was just the worst thing that has happend to me in a LONG time, So I just want to inform everyone to keep your visine and breath drops seperate from eachother. sorry for no paragraphs

peace

03-10-2006, 08:50 PM

m.steelers · 03-10-2006, 09:10 PM

That would be great to have on video

03-10-2006, 09:38 PM

I must share after that.

Many years ago I lived in the bush. It was hot and I needed both suntan oil and insect repellant. One day collecting seafood naked as was the practise I decided it was too much bother applying both so I mixed them (yes I was the first before the product was made) and applied. All went well till i got to my scrotum.

Pain is a word to describe many levels of discomfort so I'll go for screaming fucking agony.

So I'm in a rockpool crouched and using both hands to furiously fan water onto my nuts.

It was at that exact moment a schoolteacher and children round a bend in the track behind me on a school trip.

All they can see is a naked ass and two hands moving frantically in the general direction of my genitals.

Just a wee bit uncomfortable hehe.

stealthballer · 03-10-2006, 09:48 PM

cause water bottles and dr pepper bottles are the same shape exactly.

fun story though.

work out details next time

bongasaurus · 03-10-2006, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stealthballer

cause water bottles and dr pepper bottles are the same shape exactly.

fun story though.

work out details next time

some are. aquafina for example.

heh funny stoner story. you beter have been high while you were doing this...

Protostele · 03-10-2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by walker_so

...... So I just want to inform everyone to keep your visine and breath drops seperate from eachother. ....

peace

Perhaps another good idea would be to pull over to the side of the road before doing that.

Protostele

03-10-2006, 10:27 PM

i ALWAYS drive and vise. its dangerous, especially if theres breath drops next to the vise!! ahhh thats crazy, then you poured dr. pepper on your face, hahaha that is hilarious.

LEGI0N · 03-10-2006, 10:33 PM

Yeah.. if you put eye drops in your eyes WHILE YOUR DRIVING.. You're going to have problems.. not to mention when you grab the wrong stuff.. The soda thing is a bit over the top but all in all it's a good read.. for fiction..

walker_so · 03-10-2006, 10:38 PM

yes... dr.pepper bottles and water bottels are pretty similar and when your in that situation your not exactly thinking about things like that. I'm pretty good at putting in visin while driving, just do it really fast... thats how i managed to get both eyes before the pain kicked in

03-10-2006, 08:46 PM	#1
walker_so Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Sao Paulo, Brazil Posts: 194	worst shit ever happend last night This was the lamest shit ever.. Last night I was driving back to my house after a couple blunts over at a buddies house, I was reaching around my center console looking for visine and I grabbed a bottle of breath drops instead. They are in the same bottle, within 2 seconds of dripping that shit in my eyes they closed completely and I couldn't see shit. I almost crashed in to the car next to me then when I was finally able to open up my eyes I was driving on the wrong side of the road towards oncoming traffic. Then when I was able to make it in a gas station, still trying to keep my eyes open. I was freaking out reaching everywhere seeking a bottle of water and then I grabbed a bottle of dr.pepper on accident thinking it was water and dumped that all over my face. I was finally able to find a the water bottle and cleaned out my eyes. For the next 2 hours I just sat in the parking lot waiting for eyes to go back to normal. sorry that was just the worst thing that has happend to me in a LONG time, So I just want to inform everyone to keep your visine and breath drops seperate from eachother. sorry for no paragraphs peace

03-10-2006, 09:10 PM	#3
m.steelers Enlightened Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,434	That would be great to have on video __________________ Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.

03-10-2006, 10:33 PM	#9
LEGI0N Med User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 504	Yeah.. if you put eye drops in your eyes WHILE YOUR DRIVING.. You're going to have problems.. not to mention when you grab the wrong stuff.. The soda thing is a bit over the top but all in all it's a good read.. for fiction.. Last edited by LEGI0N; 03-10-2006 at 10:41 PM..

03-10-2006, 09:38 PM	#4
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	I must share after that. Many years ago I lived in the bush. It was hot and I needed both suntan oil and insect repellant. One day collecting seafood naked as was the practise I decided it was too much bother applying both so I mixed them (yes I was the first before the product was made) and applied. All went well till i got to my scrotum. Pain is a word to describe many levels of discomfort so I'll go for screaming fucking agony. So I'm in a rockpool crouched and using both hands to furiously fan water onto my nuts. It was at that exact moment a schoolteacher and children round a bend in the track behind me on a school trip. All they can see is a naked ass and two hands moving frantically in the general direction of my genitals. Just a wee bit uncomfortable hehe.

03-10-2006, 09:48 PM	#5
stealthballer Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: look behind you Posts: 567	cause water bottles and dr pepper bottles are the same shape exactly. fun story though. work out details next time

03-10-2006, 10:27 PM	#8
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	i ALWAYS drive and vise. its dangerous, especially if theres breath drops next to the vise!! ahhh thats crazy, then you poured dr. pepper on your face, hahaha that is hilarious.

03-10-2006, 10:38 PM	#10
walker_so Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Sao Paulo, Brazil Posts: 194	yes... dr.pepper bottles and water bottels are pretty similar and when your in that situation your not exactly thinking about things like that. I'm pretty good at putting in visin while driving, just do it really fast... thats how i managed to get both eyes before the pain kicked in