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rockymtnbuds · 03-05-2006, 08:48 PM

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is
considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom,
the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in
shooting an attorney.

The source was quoted to say, " All Americans have wanted to shoot a
lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the guts to do it".

In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which
issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters,
wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their
hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps
for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new
"lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long.

The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes
at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will
generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first
year. Other states are considering similar hunting stamps.

buckeye-leaf · 03-05-2006, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by rockymtnbuds

In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which
issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters,
wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their
hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps
for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new
"lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year.

Thats funny as hell rocky, now if we can get a president stamp on the license so we can hunt the bastard when in Texas.

buckeye-leaf

bloodshot · 03-05-2006, 11:48 PM

They give this guy a medal for shooting someone, but we get arrested for smoking...gotta love how this world works.

03-08-2006, 12:18 AM

I hear Better Homes and Gardens are going to give medals out to cannibis growers. lol

BudMeister · 03-29-2006, 01:01 AM

Teach a man....how...to fish and........he'll be smoking pot each day...or something like that.

Give old Cheney a break! He's a Freedom Fighter! LOL. He used to smoke 4 packs of cigs a day then decided to quit after his first 1/2 dozen heart attacks. My kind of guy!

03-05-2006, 08:48 PM	#1
rockymtnbuds Registered Herbalogist Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Duh! Posts: 324	Medal of Freedom award? WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney the Medal of Freedom, the nation's highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney. The source was quoted to say, " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the guts to do it". In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license. Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds, deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long. The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar hunting stamps. __________________ I inhale and I vote
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03-05-2006, 11:48 PM	#3
bloodshot Canadian Toker Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 91	They give this guy a medal for shooting someone, but we get arrested for smoking...gotta love how this world works. __________________ 1: that stoner kid always writes in his diary 2: yeah, i noticed he writes in it every time he asks the teacher to be excused to go to the restroom. 1: someone told me it is his masturbation diary. he writes how many minutes it takes to ejaculate, the relative amount of semen, the technical method used, the mental image produced, the relative duration of the orgasm, and where he wiped his hand in the bathroom stall. 2: you're sick. 1: not compared to stoner masturbaters 2: ha ha ha, i guess you're right. 1: wanna get drunk and do a few rails tonight? 2: hell yeah.
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03-08-2006, 12:18 AM	#4
Guest Guest Posts: n/a	I hear Better Homes and Gardens are going to give medals out to cannibis growers. lol
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03-29-2006, 01:01 AM	#5
BudMeister New Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 18	Teach a man....how...to fish and........he'll be smoking pot each day...or something like that. Give old Cheney a break! He's a Freedom Fighter! LOL. He used to smoke 4 packs of cigs a day then decided to quit after his first 1/2 dozen heart attacks. My kind of guy!
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