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Skinny Leaf · 04-05-2012, 11:51 AM

BB gun wars with no safety goggles. We had a rule of three pumps only. Of course someone broke the rule. And someone then got shot in the nads. End of BB gun wars.

We lived in a two story house and the back roof was really long. We'd climb to the top and slide down the roof. It was a wood shingle roof. Mom caught us pulling splinters out of each others ass. No more roof sliding.

Street football. That was an injury just waiting to happen.

I think the banning of dodge ball began the pussification of youth reinforced with bicycle helmets. Dodgeball was the bomb.

04-05-2012, 05:43 PM

we use to jump off the shed to the trampoline and land in the stylish above ground pool .......stupid as hell but FUN

until my friend fell about 2 feet short., destroying the pool and pretty much shattering his collar bone ...... his dad did not take him to the hospital for days. in his words "stupidity should hurt! bunch of little assholes!" i do think he really felt bad when he found out how bad the kid was hurt though

waveguide · 04-06-2012, 04:44 AM

pin darts.. 2" square of paper, pencil eraser cut in half, one pin.. fold paper into fins, eraser pieces hold it in place. you can put at least one between each finger and throw a handful of them at once. kids wearing big puffy jackets in summer.

kids used to throw them in the ceiling at class, they'd drop down months later..

nipple twisting was a weird one. everyone would walk round with their arms crossed and their hands under their armpits.

better than my father's generation... clamped penis pressurised piss ambushes in the bathroom.

memphis man · 04-06-2012, 04:59 AM

al these bring back memories
we used to tie fishing line to a junebugs leg and let him fly around like a kite.

dagnabit · 04-06-2012, 05:09 AM

Swimming to the middle of the bay to raid crab traps @ 10 yoa..
Swimming in gator infested waters (you could count the bastards on the bottom)
Barefoot in the southern louisiana swamp.
Fucking the neighborhood slut bareback.

Herbophile · 04-06-2012, 05:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Skinny Leaf

I think the banning of dodge ball began the pussification of youth reinforced with bicycle helmets. Dodgeball was the bomb.

We used to play trenchball in grade school during rain days when we couldn't go outside for recess. The games were set up by classes and run by the lunch ladies. Today the schools would drop dead if they saw kids playing that game.

Danks2005 · 04-06-2012, 06:30 AM

I've carried a knife since I was 12 or younger (also never stabbed anyone) just went to the courthouse to pay a ticket, get to the metal detector and had to go back to the truck, the knife is just part of my wardrobe now.

Also used to steel produce from peoples gardens, now I just laugh when mine goes missing

I still throw ammo in the fire when around a bonfire, I just cant help it

I love yelling "ammo in the fire" and watching everyone scatter

I also raided crab traps

Jumped from the roof to the pool

Sandlot tackle football

We would drive the boat in circles to scare off the gators before using the rope swing and swimming

Going shrooming. A buddy got shot with a rocksalt round, and we were back out there two weeks later

Im sure more will come to mind, I was quite inebriated for most of it

My dad always told me "you gotta be tough to be dumb" truer words have never been spoken

fishheadbob · 04-06-2012, 11:28 AM

Skitching. Hitching a ride on the back bumper of a slow (hopefully) car on a slow clogged street. Half skiing, half hitching a ride. Great fun until you hit a dry or sanded part. Easier to jump them at a stop sign.

blackosprey · 04-06-2012, 04:25 PM

diggdugg · 04-06-2012, 04:44 PM

Awsome thread!

I remember the firework stand actually sold plastic bottle rocket pistols for blackcat bottle rockets( before they took the bang out). Awsome for firework wars.
skateboards and gravel!(no knee pads)
bb gun wars
blowing up ant beds
devising and setting all sortsa of critter traps
WALL BALL!
cheap chinese throwing stars
shotgun shell grenades
bike jump ramps
dirt bike jumps with tires lining the sides to look like a cool track that are also hazardous obstacles for the landing
skoal bandits (puked my guts out because my cuz told me to try each flavor all at once)
candy and real cigs

04-05-2012, 11:51 AM	#21
Skinny Leaf Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 818	BB gun wars with no safety goggles. We had a rule of three pumps only. Of course someone broke the rule. And someone then got shot in the nads. End of BB gun wars. We lived in a two story house and the back roof was really long. We'd climb to the top and slide down the roof. It was a wood shingle roof. Mom caught us pulling splinters out of each others ass. No more roof sliding. Street football. That was an injury just waiting to happen. I think the banning of dodge ball began the pussification of youth reinforced with bicycle helmets. Dodgeball was the bomb.
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waveguide Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,950	pin darts.. 2" square of paper, pencil eraser cut in half, one pin.. fold paper into fins, eraser pieces hold it in place. you can put at least one between each finger and throw a handful of them at once. kids wearing big puffy jackets in summer. kids used to throw them in the ceiling at class, they'd drop down months later.. nipple twisting was a weird one. everyone would walk round with their arms crossed and their hands under their armpits. better than my father's generation... clamped penis pressurised piss ambushes in the bathroom. __________________ strain zombie says: straaaaaiiins "I think the prevailing attitudes.. ..that community is completely harmless and beneficial is wishful thinking at best, ignorant and delusional in many cases, and are the "snake oil" of the charlatan in the worst cases." where there is certainty, consideration is absent koala tea seeds
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04-06-2012, 04:59 AM	#24
memphis man Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 492	al these bring back memories we used to tie fishing line to a junebugs leg and let him fly around like a kite.
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dagnabit Game Bred Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,648	Swimming to the middle of the bay to raid crab traps @ 10 yoa.. Swimming in gator infested waters (you could count the bastards on the bottom) Barefoot in the southern louisiana swamp. Fucking the neighborhood slut bareback. __________________ WHO DAT
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Danks2005 Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 730	I've carried a knife since I was 12 or younger (also never stabbed anyone) just went to the courthouse to pay a ticket, get to the metal detector and had to go back to the truck, the knife is just part of my wardrobe now. Also used to steel produce from peoples gardens, now I just laugh when mine goes missing I still throw ammo in the fire when around a bonfire, I just cant help it I love yelling "ammo in the fire" and watching everyone scatter I also raided crab traps Jumped from the roof to the pool Sandlot tackle football We would drive the boat in circles to scare off the gators before using the rope swing and swimming Going shrooming. A buddy got shot with a rocksalt round, and we were back out there two weeks later Im sure more will come to mind, I was quite inebriated for most of it My dad always told me "you gotta be tough to be dumb" truer words have never been spoken __________________ Current Grow: Search For New Mother(s) https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread....41#post7505041
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04-05-2012, 05:43 PM	#22
greenmatter Guest Posts: n/a	we use to jump off the shed to the trampoline and land in the stylish above ground pool .......stupid as hell but FUN until my friend fell about 2 feet short., destroying the pool and pretty much shattering his collar bone ...... his dad did not take him to the hospital for days. in his words "stupidity should hurt! bunch of little assholes!" i do think he really felt bad when he found out how bad the kid was hurt though
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fishheadbob Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 392	Skitching. Hitching a ride on the back bumper of a slow (hopefully) car on a slow clogged street. Half skiing, half hitching a ride. Great fun until you hit a dry or sanded part. Easier to jump them at a stop sign.
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04-06-2012, 04:44 PM	#30
diggdugg Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 271	Awsome thread! I remember the firework stand actually sold plastic bottle rocket pistols for blackcat bottle rockets( before they took the bang out). Awsome for firework wars. skateboards and gravel!(no knee pads) bb gun wars blowing up ant beds devising and setting all sortsa of critter traps WALL BALL! cheap chinese throwing stars shotgun shell grenades bike jump ramps dirt bike jumps with tires lining the sides to look like a cool track that are also hazardous obstacles for the landing skoal bandits (puked my guts out because my cuz told me to try each flavor all at once) candy and real cigs
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