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Tokasaurus Rex · 02-23-2006, 01:52 AM

I’m taking up the cause from OG and continuing it here at IC. This thread is in homage to the one from OG that was filled with priceless humor. To all the growers out there with your beautiful karma, intelligence, ingenuity holla back!

Stay green!

You’re a grower if:

- You spend more time looking at the plants in your growroom than you do looking between your girlfriend’s legs
- When you look at trees, shrubs, bushes and they look like resinous donkey dicks
- You know the employees at your local garden shop better than your own family members
- when you see your former dealer on the street and don’t recognize him

bloodshot · 02-23-2006, 02:01 AM

-Your hands and face are tanned way more then the rest of your body.
-When you walk into a room you ask how many Watts and what type of bulb is lighting it.
-Your on a first name basis with everybody who works at the local garden shop.
-When you walk around town seeing wild bushes growing well, you take a sample of the soil.

Lol, I have a feeling this will turn out to be a very good topic, good idea

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Pure MoFo · 02-23-2006, 02:23 AM

When cutting the grass takes on new meaning.

-Pure

2 Kurious · 02-23-2006, 02:30 AM

You start recycling your old grow equipment because NOW you have bigger and better stuff.

Your significant other starts harping on how much $ you spend on your grow.

You need a second drawer for your seed collection.

You plan getaways around your crop cycle.

2 Kurious

xxoshz25xx · 02-23-2006, 02:36 AM

lol.... keep them coming guys, these are great...lol

2 Kurious · 02-23-2006, 02:46 AM

You refer to the 'girls' affectionately.

the grow is the only CLEAN room you inhabit.

You have accumulated more empty nute jugs than you could ever use in a lifetime.

You have almost fallen and broken your ass stepping on a geolite pellet with your hands full.

2 Kurious

Makavellian · 02-23-2006, 03:09 AM

You go to wal mart and the first place you go to are the lights area

msdtds · 02-23-2006, 03:48 AM

hahaha. cleaver posts guys. keep em coming

Tokasaurus Rex · 02-23-2006, 04:11 AM

- You never finished high school but know more about plant physiology than many highly educated botanists

Pure MoFo · 02-23-2006, 04:25 AM

You can go into home depot blind folded to get what you need !

-Pure

02-23-2006, 01:52 AM	#1
Tokasaurus Rex Living the Mesostonic Highlife Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In the haze of yesterdaze Posts: 77	You're a grower if... I’m taking up the cause from OG and continuing it here at IC. This thread is in homage to the one from OG that was filled with priceless humor. To all the growers out there with your beautiful karma, intelligence, ingenuity holla back! Stay green! You’re a grower if: - You spend more time looking at the plants in your growroom than you do looking between your girlfriend’s legs - When you look at trees, shrubs, bushes and they look like resinous donkey dicks - You know the employees at your local garden shop better than your own family members - when you see your former dealer on the street and don’t recognize him __________________ "Drawn into the stream of undefined illusion.Those diamond dreams they can't disguise the truth.That there is something about you..." ~Level 42 - "Something About You"~ Last edited by Tokasaurus Rex; 02-23-2006 at 02:04 AM..
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02-23-2006, 02:01 AM	#2
bloodshot Canadian Toker Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 91	-Your hands and face are tanned way more then the rest of your body. -When you walk into a room you ask how many Watts and what type of bulb is lighting it. -Your on a first name basis with everybody who works at the local garden shop. -When you walk around town seeing wild bushes growing well, you take a sample of the soil. Lol, I have a feeling this will turn out to be a very good topic, good idea . __________________ 1: that stoner kid always writes in his diary 2: yeah, i noticed he writes in it every time he asks the teacher to be excused to go to the restroom. 1: someone told me it is his masturbation diary. he writes how many minutes it takes to ejaculate, the relative amount of semen, the technical method used, the mental image produced, the relative duration of the orgasm, and where he wiped his hand in the bathroom stall. 2: you're sick. 1: not compared to stoner masturbaters 2: ha ha ha, i guess you're right. 1: wanna get drunk and do a few rails tonight? 2: hell yeah.
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02-23-2006, 02:23 AM	#3
Pure MoFo Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: somewhere Posts: 156	When cutting the grass takes on new meaning. -Pure __________________ The information contained in these posts are acts of fiction and is intended for personal use only and may not be reproduced or distributed in any way without the express written consent of Pure MoFo Productions
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02-23-2006, 02:30 AM	#4
2 Kurious New Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Amerika Posts: 17	You start recycling your old grow equipment because NOW you have bigger and better stuff. Your significant other starts harping on how much $ you spend on your grow. You need a second drawer for your seed collection. You plan getaways around your crop cycle. 2 Kurious
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02-23-2006, 02:36 AM	#5
xxoshz25xx Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NorthEast Posts: 394	lol.... keep them coming guys, these are great...lol
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02-23-2006, 02:46 AM	#6
2 Kurious New Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Amerika Posts: 17	You refer to the 'girls' affectionately. the grow is the only CLEAN room you inhabit. You have accumulated more empty nute jugs than you could ever use in a lifetime. You have almost fallen and broken your ass stepping on a geolite pellet with your hands full. 2 Kurious
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02-23-2006, 03:09 AM	#7
Makavellian Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 406	You go to wal mart and the first place you go to are the lights area __________________ 2007
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02-23-2006, 03:48 AM	#8
msdtds Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 98	hahaha. cleaver posts guys. keep em coming __________________ My True Blueberry Scrog - Current My God Bud Scrog - Finished
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02-23-2006, 04:11 AM	#9
Tokasaurus Rex Living the Mesostonic Highlife Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: In the haze of yesterdaze Posts: 77	- You never finished high school but know more about plant physiology than many highly educated botanists __________________ "Drawn into the stream of undefined illusion.Those diamond dreams they can't disguise the truth.That there is something about you..." ~Level 42 - "Something About You"~
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02-23-2006, 04:25 AM	#10
Pure MoFo Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: somewhere Posts: 156	You can go into home depot blind folded to get what you need ! -Pure __________________ The information contained in these posts are acts of fiction and is intended for personal use only and may not be reproduced or distributed in any way without the express written consent of Pure MoFo Productions
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